Can ANYONE stop me??? (o2a)

[ames]

Hi everyone, Fabiola here, and I'm standing with XWA's youngest champion, and the reighning Pure Champion, Famous Jimmy Ames. Jimmy, let me ask about your thoughts on the stripping of Scott O'Dell and the World Heavyweight title.

My thoughts? Are you jokin'? Whoever does win this lil' Eightball tourny's not gonna be the TRUE champion. Because the won't have beat the man that one it in the first place. Scott O'Dell EARNED that belt, just to have it strripped from him because of his action AWAy from XWA??? That's like takin' the NBA title from The Heat because D-Wade slapped a drunk in a bar. It's CRAP I tell ya'. But I don't run XWA. The board of directors do, and what they say goes I guess. But I know my man Scott. He's not gonna let that title stay outta' his reach for long.

Speaking of titles, let's talk about yours, the XWA Pure Championship, and your successful defense of it at March Madness versus a VERY capable Lucas Klash.

Gallas tossed that sorry sack joker a bone, and what does he do? He DROPS IT. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I proved without a shadow of a doubt that Lucas Klash is all talk, NO ACTION. And now, all he has to show for it is bein' made "Famous" by yours truly, but don't worry Luke, you won't be alone. Because whoever they line up for me next is gettin' the same treatment. Jimmy Ames is the real deal, folks. High time yall realized it.

Speaking of Klash, tonight you have a BIG 6 man elimination match between you, O'Dell and Alston versus the team of Klash, former SWA star Jared Chase and of COURSE Ryan Fierhart. Your thoughts?

Three words. BUSINESS AS USUAL. You think we're afraid of those three? Klash is a loser, Chase is comin' from some washed up dump in the midwest, and Fierhart's fresh offa' gettin his ass handed to him by O'Dell. That's no reason to be concerned at ALL for us, sweetcheeks. Tonight, we're gonna show off EXACTLY why we're headliners, and the rest are just pickin' up the rear.

With his cheeky grin, Jimmy smiles at Fabiola. But his smile soon changes when a visitor steps into the frey...

[chase]

Jared Chase steps into the camera, and the crowd goes nuts. He stands, staring at Ames momentarily before responding.

Well if it isn't "The Mouth Of The South" Jimmy Ames. Yea, you beat Klash at March Madness. Do you want a medal for it? As far as I'm concerned, some hotshot, know it all PUNK is the last guy worthy of carrying a belt like that. PURE rules exemplifies something you're NOT. It's wrestlings at it's base form. Just as it was built back in aincient Greece. But enough about the history of our sport. Let's get on YOU and your play pals. You run around calling yourselves "headliners". What a crock of shit. Tonight, you boys get schooled up on the finer points of wrestling. And then, when all's said and done, I'm coming after that title. No disrespect to Klash, but it's time a REAL MAN took the Pure Title where it truly needs to be.

Jared awaits his response.

[ames]

Jimmy smirks as he responds.

Is that right? This comin' from a guy who hasn't even wrestled in an XWA ring yet. That takes guts, I'll give ya' that one. But just like I said to Klash, and I'll say to anyone else, don't sing it, bring it.

The two men get right up in each others faces, when it looks as if ANOTHER superstar is drawing near...

[kade]

God damn don't you kids know when to save it for the ring?[/color]

-The camera turns to see Lucas walking towards the two men. He has a small smirk on his face as he joins the little showdown of sorts.-[/i]

Now Jimmy we already know you beat me...so why keep stating it? Seriously at least let the people themselves come to the conclusion that that will be your only crowning achievement in the business. Your name will go down in history as one of the only men to ever be able to place my shoulders to the mat for a three count. You and Chuck Norris can lay claim to that. Good on ya. Cuz we all know that everyone and their granfather's cousin Ned with the glass eye that sticks the wrong way wants to wrestle with Lucas Klash, you just got lucky in that aspect and then lucky again in picking up a "W".

-Lucas turns to Jared now...he may have to tag with him but it doesn't mean that he's free from Lucas' rantings.-[/i]

And Jared man...fuck no one cares about Greece. And what the hell is "crock shit"? You need some SERIOUS help if thats how you pronounce the name "Jimmy Ames". Crock shit...Jimmy Ames...crock shit...Jimmy Ames. They don't sound a thing alike. Sure they're synonymous but aside from that your pretty much out of the ballpark with that one my friend.

-Lucas then turns his head once again back to Jimmy.-[/i]

Dude what happened to the hat? Everyone loved it. Some more then others of course those people being the camera crew...and the stage crew...and the tech guys...and the pyro team...and the refs...and the lighting guys...and the sound guys...and the commentators...and the janitors and EVEN...the gay long legged Puerto Rican guy that gives out free mojitos to the crowd in row fifteen. He was a sad little virgin bartender before you arrived...CONGRATS JUAN!

-Jimmy seems to get slightly angered by the comments made by Lucas, so Lucas inches away from him.-[/i]

Hey simmer down there pal. You want me to bring it huh? Bring what? A swag bag? A fig newton? How about a Lucas Klash telling you to shut the hell up!? That title...as much as Jared over here may want it...has one TRUE owner...and that of course is THE MOST entertaining son of a bitch to hit an XWA ring...the baddest motherfucker to ever slap the face of Jimmy Ames with the same hand I slapped his mother's ass with...LUCAS KLASH! So after this little scrap that we have going down...on Takedown!...you're not only going to have one man after that little piece of gold...you're gonna have two.[/color]

-Lucas puts a hand up to his mouth and whispers to Jared.-[/i]

Sorry to hurt your luck but that match was needing some talent and well...you do the math bud.

[ames]

Well now, look at what sanitation done drug in. The world's first wrestling peice of trash.

Ames smirks at Klash.

Even if for SOME reason me beatin' you was my "career highlight", I'd still be 5 spots up the food chain then yer sorry ass. Like I said before, Gallas tossed you a bone, thinkin' you had the talent to maybe even mount some kinda offense. But yer offense is OFFENSIVE at best. So long as I'm hold this right here...

He pats the Pure title.

There'll be one less no talent HACK challengin' for it. As far as I'm concerend Klash, you're old news. Exactly where you belong, the BOTTOM of the heap.

[chase]

Jared point at Lucas as he responds.

talent? YOU??? Pffffffffffffffffffffffft!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Oh man that was good. You call yourself talented, yet you lost to HIM??? Oh man, I must be blind, deaf and dumb. That's as far from talented as you can get. I came to your ass with the offer for the same reason as Gallas gave you the shot in the first place. PITY. Because let's face it, losing to some punk kid is pitiful. But hey, who am I to know what talent is nowadays. Hehhehheh. With an attitude like that, you're gonna do real well in XWA, Klash. Real well. Good luck with that.

[kade]

And that must make you quite sad Jimmy as everyone at home knows that you like to be on the bottom.

-Lucas scoffs slightly at Jimmy calling him old news.-[/i]

Ha. Gallas tossed me a bone eh? I make my own opportunities, I don't get bones tossed to me. On the other hand we have you, who just drops to his knees and has bones tossed to him. Now lemme guess? "Another gay joke huh Lucas? You sure are repetitive." What can I say? I work with what ya give me.

-Lucas takes some time to toy around with the thought that perhaps a bone WAS tossed to him.-[/i]

But on second thought...why not theres a first for everything so sure...Gallas may have tossed me a bone as you see. But everyone always remembers their first time. Take your buddy O'Dell for example. That sure was a memorable night for the captain of the football team...

-Oh come on Lucas not another list!-[/i]

and the volleyball team...and the chess club...and the swim team...and the French teacher and even Chang the foreign exchange student. Heh...whoever said that Scott didn't like to share is a blatant liar.[/b]

-Oh well...I guess I can't always get what I want.-[/i]

Oh and Jared...calm down assclown. Just stating the fact that if you two were to get it on that Lucas Klash would make the match all that much better. All the Klash addicts out there would love to see it.

[cade]

Amidst the petty bickering of the three men, Kris Cade walks into the issue. His voice is stern and piercing. He eyes up all three and speaks.

Gentlemen. What are you getting out of this, aside from satisfying those Texas sized egos. Each one of you fail to realize one key factor. THE TITLE DOESN'T MATTER. It's not the belt that makes the man, but the man that makes the belt. And I'll agree with one thing. Ames, you're no Pure Champ. You don't even have a clue what real comabt is. And Klash, c'mon. the most you've proven is that you're the biggest sideshow this side of The Little Bastard. As for YOU Chase. I respect where you're coming from, but spare us the lectures. What matters is that the man who SHOULD be Pure champ, will be. And that man is ME.

Prove me otherwise...or shut the hell up.

Awaiting a reply.

[kade]

-Lucas tries to suppress his undying need to burst out in laughter and manages to cough out the words.-[/i]

Fucking straightedge scene kids..

[cade]

Cade smirks as he responds.

So he can actually say omething without looking like a total ass. I'm impressed. But not by much. I leave you gentlemen with this. We'll see how you all do in you match tonight, then, when you're backstage licking your wounds, watch and see how a real professional gets it done. Then we'll see who's got claim for the Pure Championship.

Awaiting a reply.

[ames]

Jimmy takesa long look at the new guy who's just joined in and says.

You think yer hot shit because you're covered in tats and don't do drugs? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! This gets better by the second. So now I've got a sXe'r, a loser, and a boy scott gunnin' for me. Now i'm REALLY nervous. Look at me, I'm shakin'.

Jimmy continues.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and do what my boy Scott does best, GARAUNTEE a victory tonight. Because there's no way we lose to you two assclowns, and blondy. Not a chance. As for YOU, mystery man. You might have some balls, but what you DON'T have, is what it takes to beat Jimmy Ames. No one does, so don't feel bad about it.

[chase]

Chase simply stands. Awaiting what can possibly happen next.

[cade]

Cade speaks his final retort.

Talking to you both is like talking to a wall. You're both so ignorant to the world it's pathetic. But don't worry. Reality is coming soon. Thy name is Kris Cade. Remember the name. You'll be hearing it alot from now on.

Cade looks to Chase and nods. At least one of the threee men had some form of integrity. He eyes over Ames and Klash a final time before heading off to prepare for his match.

[ames]

As Cade walks off, Jimmy looks back at Klash and Chase and says:

I'll see YOU two Ladies in the ring.

And heads off as well.

[kade]

He has to be the first person I've ever met that speaks in fluent cliche.

-Lucas then sees it fit to turn and leave...and because he sees it fit its the right thing to do...nuff said.-[/i]