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Post by rock on Apr 5, 2007 19:30:55 GMT -5
Early on during XWA Takedown, an unfamiliar entrance theme hits the PA, N.E.R.D.'s "Rockstar". From backstage steps a man who needs NO introduction...SHANE CAMDEN.
BuZZ: Holy crap, that's Shane Camden. But...doesn't he work for that company up in Toronto???
Roach: He does, but what the hell is he doing here in Texas?
Shane, sporting a different look, makes his way down to the ring. Calling for a mic, he addresses the XWA crowd.
I bet I know EXACTLY what you all are thinking. "What the hell is Shane Camden doing here?" I'll tell you what I'm doing here. REPORTING FOR DUTY. Yea that's right, thanks in part to Mr. Rodolphe Gallas himself, Shane Camden is now under the XWA umbrella. Oh yea...Shane has come to the show. But I know that brings up a ton of other questions. "What about Toronto?", "What about Alex Price?". I can only answer one of those questions, Lex...he's not to far off. As for Toronto, yea, we haven't exactly been that successful over there. But SO WHAT. We're still the most entertaining team in wrestling. Win or lose, we bring in RATINGS. Which is what the boss is all about. It was a no brainer. In fact, Yo Lex, get yer ass down here, man.
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Post by hard on Apr 5, 2007 19:40:50 GMT -5
Cypress Hill's "Rock Superstar" hits the PA, and from backstage steps Alex Price, who also looks a little, "different". He makes his way to the ring to join Shane. Handed the mic by his partner, he speaks-
And now, it officially IS a party in this BITCH. You see, we've been in talks with XWA's head man for a while now. Seems the tag team division is ruled by a pair of bland german guys. Then pulling up behind them is a pair of street thugs, a trio of pyschopaths, Death and his little brother, and a pair of guys who wanna be...well..US!!!
The crowd sits in wonder of who he means, but he clears the air quite fast-
Who are we talking about? DISCRESSION ADVISED that's who. Robby Sylk and Marcus Devine. Sounds like a pair of pornstar names if you ask me. OOPS, isn't that Sylk guy nailin' a pornstar? That Knight chick. ANYWAYS...we're here to tell you gentlemen that we'd like our gimmick back. Thanks...
The crowd laughs as Alex hands Shane back the mic.
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Post by rock on Apr 5, 2007 19:45:20 GMT -5
Alex continues...
Now, seeing as we've got nothing to do tonight here in...
BEAUMONT, TEXAS ;D[/font]
I have a little idea. Later tonight, me and Alex come down to the ring. Then, Sylk and Devine come down to the ring. Then, me and Alex beat the crap out of you both, and expose you for the pair of POSERS you are. Yea, that sounds damn good, doesn't it, Lex???
Shane returns the mic to Alex.
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Post by hard on Apr 5, 2007 19:49:38 GMT -5
Alex lift the mic high into the air and screams-
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ YIEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Then returns it to Shane.
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Post by rock on Apr 5, 2007 19:52:52 GMT -5
Shane adds on a final retort...
Well then. It looks like Alex and I are in complete agreement. The only thing left now, is for you two assclowns to get down here and except. Unless of course you're to busy banging pornstars and ripping off Kurt Hennig to get it on tonight.
Shane lowers the mic, and both men await the response of Devine & Sylk.
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Post by "The R*" Robby Sylk on Apr 5, 2007 21:05:25 GMT -5
Not Giving Up begins to play over the PA of the Ford Arena as the one named Robby Sylk struts his stuff down to the ring, as cocky and confident as ever. Doing the usual trash talking to the fans, he's got that Hollywood swagger just oozing off of him.
Roach: Our own "Rated R" star here, you know there's been rumors running around about him and Destiny Knight getting hot and heavy over the past few weeks...sources say they made a pretty big...commotion at the last TakeDown show if you cath my drift.
BuZZ: Lucky sumbitch. That Dez Kinght can git it sideways, boy! AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!
Roach: Drink, BuZZ. Drink the water, the doctor said you'd overheat and die if you go ga-ga over the wimmenz...wait, then again...keep it up. 
With a mic in hand he addresses the faithful...and the newcomers.
Well look what we got here! The Rockstarz...no, no, lemme rephrase that. The LOVABLE LOSERS!!! Yeah...that sounds good to me. You two, I don't know how it is that these fans can actually like you two when your so damn good at CHOKING! You're like...The Rangers or the Cowboys or something. All that talent, all that potential and the fans loooooooove you, but you never fail to choke in the clutch!
And a resounding boo for Mr. Sylk...
See you two and Viewer Discretion are on opposite sides of the spectrum. You got us...the soon to be fastest rising team in this industry, and then you got...you. I mean...look at you! You guys are bigger posers than Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan on SNL. All you gotta do is bob your heads to the side and that'd just about set things straight on this planet. You can't even knock off a couple of...pbbbbt...LANDSLIDES!!! Or Natural Disasters...or whatever.
It looks to me like you guys make a career outta barking up the wrong tree and biting off more than you can chew. Just a case of history repeating itself here ladies and gents... |
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Post by rock on Apr 5, 2007 22:09:19 GMT -5
Shane is the first to respond.
Dude. Have you taken a good look at the company you keep? On one side you have Destiny Knight, a walking sex-ed video gone wrong. And on the other side you've got Marcus Devine, Kurt Hennig's retarded love child. Yea, that's somethin' to brag about. Now I can understand you wantin' to try and get on us about losing to the two guys over in the other fed, because it's a cheap shot. Lord knows your brain can't come up with something original. You ARE from Los Angeles after all.
The Texas crowd gets a kick out of the "LA" joke.
Most guys would take that little jab to heart. But not us. You wanna know why? Because we can ACTUALLY say we got beat by a WORLD CLASS tag team, not some second rate knock offs like YOU. So how about it, pal. Instead of you standin' up there yappin' yer lip. How about you go get you buddy, come on down to the ring and get the ROCKSTAR treatment.
Shane lowers the mic awaiting a response.
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Post by "The R*" Robby Sylk on Apr 5, 2007 22:41:57 GMT -5
If the Rockstar treatment is you two layin' down in the middle of the ring and letting us pin your asses 1-2-3, the hell, I'm all for it! It's gonna happen whether you just give us the win or if you try to fight back. See, Marcus is wrestling perfection, buddy...and me, I'm just the shit, pure and simple.
I understand 100% why you two would be jealous of us, though. We got momentum, I got me one helluva bed-buddy in one of the hottest girls in this business...Viewer Discretion is...well...everything that your not! |
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Post by perfect on Apr 5, 2007 23:13:45 GMT -5
soon out walks Marcus with a smirk on his face, he stands next to Robby and shakes his head at what he is hearing
Robby i know you can bury these two "rockstars" no problem by yourself but...i have to say something..first off
you two have no earthly idea who we are...you see we have never even touched on your guys gimmick.. were not choke artists...we are not low class low talent jobbers...
but we do lay claim to tag team greatness..and when the time comes we lay claim to the XWA tag titles
Marcus tosses in there direction a duffel bag
now before you two embarrass yourselves why dont you pack up and dont come back untill you are able to hold a candle to us...
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Post by hard on Apr 6, 2007 0:25:53 GMT -5
Recieving the mic from Shane, Alex adds on-
On the contrary, Mr. Devine. We DO have an earthly idea who you both are.
*slight pause*
BORING US TO TEARS!!! Holy crap you two SUCK!!! If all you can do is come out and talk about how "good" you are, We've got this one licked. Hell, we've taken ass kickings more entertaining the you two bozos.
the crowd busts out histerically from Alex's rant-
Let's face it boys. You might be good, but if there's one thing you'll NEVER be, is on our level. We've foughten and got beat by one of the best, sure. But you two clowns? You don't even come close to those two guys. And you can talk up how we're "jobbers" all you want. Aftrer tonight, when we kick your asses, what's that gonna make you?
Price & Camden await a final response.
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Post by "The R*" Robby Sylk on Apr 6, 2007 0:38:42 GMT -5
Hmmm...good question. What WOULD that make us Marcus? I'll tell ya bro, it'd make us a couple of really swell guys. I mean...to think we'd actually be gracious enough to let you two feel what WINNING feels like...
He then looks over to his partner...
NAH...
But let's not get too far ahead of ourselves, cuz those Landslides don't mean nothing here, and neither does whatever you two are doing there...what matters is here and now, and tonight you go up against the other otther team in the XWA to score a win aside from the champs themselves...so get ready for a show boys...Viewer Discretion is Advised, but will be COMPLETELY Ignored.
And with that, Viewer Discretion's them kicks up, and the stage is set for a Tag Team encounter on TakeDown! |
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