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Post by wrath on Apr 5, 2007 16:03:32 GMT -5
the camera pans in showing a young lady with a mic in her hand and smile on her face
ladies and gentlemen i would like to introduce the man who will be taking place in the 8ball tournament he is the "living icon"...joey curtis
joey steps into the eye of the camera with a cocky look on his face and looks at the young lady holding the mic
joey just a little abit ago we heard some very strong words from you about the fans...and how you feel..are those thoughts still there?
joey face turned to remorse and he sighed
you know...what i said about the fans was...without a doubt 100% true!...those idiots that sit in the stands expect to see joey curtis to smile, joke around, and make fun of O'dell..well those days are over unless i want them to happen..
so joey its safe to say that your in XWA now for yourself?
joey grabs the mic from her
im tired of your idiot questions...go back to the corner and use your lips like you know how to....
joey looks into the camera
there is only 2 things on my list of what i care for...1 being me...the other being the world title..now after this 8ball tournament the spot light will be on me...this is my time! so i will start with rock...then move onto the other 2 people i have to face and whens its all done...
i...will...be world champion..so dont waste my time...because the outcome will be iconic...and children...dont look up to me...because i anit your damn role model
joey looks dead serious at the camera
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Post by Jon Payne on Apr 5, 2007 16:22:57 GMT -5
From an angle off camera, Payne steps in to a roar from the crowd.
Well...look what we have here. You think that title is your destiny or something, Curtis? You think that just because you're in this 8Ball Tournament that you're a shoe in to win it?
I don't think so.
You fight Rock Carmichael tonight, been there...done that. Me, I'm going up against a PIMP. A pimp. There's no way in God's green earth that I'm letting a permed-out "Slickback" beat me, let alone win the XWA World Title. So if you happen to somehow get past the lummox, you're going to have to deal with me in the next round...and trust me Joey, that's not gonna be an easy night for you.
If I were you, I'd take it one match at a time. If you're your lucky, you might even see two matches in this, but 3? Not on my watch.
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Post by tiger on Apr 5, 2007 16:30:32 GMT -5
And from right behind Payne come HIS opponent for the evening.
Now, Now hold on, hold on, hold on. Lemme git this straight, you talking 'bout Joey from Friends over there overlookin' thangs, and he you go talking bout how you gonna beat me tonight?
Naw, my non-negro, overtanned brotha...that title needs some style. Some class.
He pops his collar.
That title needs a holder who can exemplify excellence both in the ring and out, and there's only one man who is worthy of such a distinctive honor, and that's Tigger J, ya'll...Tigger-Freakin'-J!!!
Now holla on that, playa.
Now he stands waiting for a comeback from either...
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Post by wrath on Apr 5, 2007 16:31:49 GMT -5
you kidding me right? you? you are think you got a better chance? i guess the whole week you spent with that new tramp around here got you messed up in the head
jon i doubt carmichael will be a problem...i doubt you will get anything but a pimp smack...and i doubt that anyone else but myself will be walking away from this champion
joey gets in his face of jon
and its not just my destiny to win the XWA title...its XWA's destiny for me to win the title..so why dont you go to catering get me a bottle of water...and on you tigger after you beat jon take his girl and trick her out because your done after im done with you
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Post by Jon Payne on Apr 5, 2007 16:37:14 GMT -5
Did he just steal my line?
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa...style? Class? Ok, Tiger...you might be a snazzy dresser, and you might some good taste in women and all that...but there's a little something that I have which you don't. Actual in-ring talent. You got that little "Pimp Hand" of yours that I still can't for the life of me understand why it actually won you a freakin' match...but oh well. You're NOT getting the chance to pull that that trick out of your hat. I'll be too busy cleaning the ring with you, you know...mopping the floor? Yeah...holla.
Turning his attention to Curtis then, he says...
And as for you? The only destiny you have, IF you even get that far...is to get schooled in Payne 101. This is a whole new ballgame this time around...one on one. That means that Slickback over here, you... and anyone else who steps in the ring with me is a gonna have to earn that W against one of the best in the biz, title or no title. My "girl" is going to be watching me beat the snot out of him first, and then if you're lucky enough...YOU at Vendetta.
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Post by Keith Wyle on Apr 5, 2007 16:40:54 GMT -5
Awwww Damn lookie what we have here
A voice comes from the background as the three men look back to see none other than Keith Wyle walking up
"Mr. Never had a world title, scooter here and a man who don't need no title cause he got enough hoes and gold to make his own world title"
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Post by wrath on Apr 5, 2007 16:46:27 GMT -5
joey looks at keith and perks a brow
you trying to make quibs? monty brown called he wants his thong back...
now keith do be come over here and start blowing hot air because we all know...that sad as it is...your not even on this jack off's level
joey points at jon
i be making empty threats at me...because i dont tend to take them serious if comming from someone who plays with nintendogs and barbies
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Post by tiger on Apr 5, 2007 16:51:05 GMT -5
Awwww Damn lookie what we have hereA voice comes from the background as the three men look back to see none other than Keith Wyle walking up "Mr. Never had a world title, scooter here and a man who don't need no title cause he got enough hoes and gold to make his own world title"
Looky what we got hea! The Tiger rip-off of XWA, making me have to change my colors to the White Bengali from the standard issue. I oughtta bitch slap yo ass on principle alone! |
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Post by Keith Wyle on Apr 5, 2007 16:51:49 GMT -5
OOOOOOOOOO, uh-oh joey gettin all angryface, watch out y'all he not your damn role model and he's not world champ either
for damn sure.
Keith looks at joey and laughs....
"Yo joey you keep scrunching your face like, you gonna start looking like Simon Firehart"
then he turns his attention to Tiger...
"don't get mad at me that the original tiger print looks good on me"
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Post by Jon Payne on Apr 5, 2007 16:55:01 GMT -5
joey looks at keith and perks a brow you trying to make quibs? monty brown called he wants his thong back...
now keith do be come over here and start blowing hot air because we all know...that sad as it is...your not even on this jack off's level
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Post by wrath on Apr 5, 2007 16:59:04 GMT -5
(someone's gonna have to butt in and bring them to order lol)
looks at keith and smirks
if your not careful mr. bestiality your face is gonna get a tattoo of my fist outlined on your jaw..
joey now looks at jon
id much rather be chasing midgets then that skank your chansing
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Post by tiger on Apr 5, 2007 17:01:38 GMT -5
OOOOOOOOOO, uh-oh joey gettin all angryface, watch out y'all he not your damn role model and he's not world champ either
for damn sure. Keith looks at joey and laughs.... "Yo joey you keep scrunching your face like, you gonna start looking like Simon Firehart"then he turns his attention to Tiger... "don't get mad at me that the original tiger print looks good on me"
Might be true home-slice, but that World Title's gonna look better on me than all ya'll suckas! Here you go making snaps on that Fierhart cat, when you gonna be facing him next week in yo round. I'd be happy you got that fine philly Amber, cuz that's about tha only "prize' you earnin' anytime soon, playa. |
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Post by Keith Wyle on Apr 5, 2007 17:02:21 GMT -5
"Naw I don't think that's gonna happen"
Keith hits the thinking position.....
"Yea I'm sure that's not gonna happen"
turns to Tiger....
"Come on tiger that title would look great around my waist seeing as how it would be one loss for Mr. Never had title over here"
pointing at jon
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Post by Jon Payne on Apr 5, 2007 17:23:37 GMT -5
"Naw I don't think that's gonna happen"Keith hits the thinking position..... "Yea I'm sure that's not gonna happen"turns to Tiger.... "Come on tiger that title would look great around my waist seeing as how it would be one loss for Mr. Never had title over here"pointing at jon
Turning to Curtis...
Then you...and if you somehow manage to get past Fierhart, Kayn and Devlin Keith, I'll be more than happy to show you as well just who is the "Straw That Stirs The Drink" in this company.
And you Curtis...if you so much as mention her in a bad tone again, we wont have to wait until a match for for me to kick your ass, got it? |
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Post by tiger on Apr 5, 2007 17:27:43 GMT -5
Whoa Whoa Whoa, such aggravation of aggression hea! I cannot soil my haynds with this filth, but if you two are gonna scrap...I gotta put my money on Curtis, soften him up fo' me, playa!
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