Post by Kayn on Apr 5, 2007 15:25:41 GMT -5
*takes place at the Takedown taping early in the evening before the LMS match*
*Hammer Smashed Face begins to play over the house system heralding the arrival of Kayn. The crowd cheers as Kayn walks out on the stage and his pyros are set off. Kayn does his usual high fiving the fans on his way to the ring.
Mike: ”Here we go Buzz, it’s one of the men in the Last Man Standing match this evening. It’s Kayn.”
Buzz: ”Hooray, my least favorite of the two combatants tonight.”
Mike: ”I don’t know if you want to say that too loud Buzz, he might come over and have some words with you.”
Buzz: ”I don’t think he knows what I’d be saying to him. I’m not too concerned.”
*Kayn rolls into the ring, jumps up on the second turnbuckle, points out to the crowd and applauds them. He then jumps down and walks over to the ring announcer to get a microphone. His music slowly fades, he raises the mic to speak but the crowd starts chanting his name. He lowers the mic and smiles and takes a bow. He then raises the mic again.*
Buzz: ”Let’s see what the windbag has to say.”
“Gawddamn Texas, how the hell are ya’ll tonight?”
*The crowd erupts in cheers and applause*
Buzz: ”What a suck up.”
“You know, I’ve spent a lot of time down in this part of the country when I was hanging out with one of the greatest human beings on the planet.” *With that Kayn points down at his t-shirt, a tribute to “Dimebag” Darrell Abbott. Kayn bows his head for a few moments to remember his fallen friend then raises his head and starts to speak again.* “And in that time, I’ve learned the truth in the phrase ‘Everything is bigger in Texas’.” *huge pop* “The food is bigger. The beers are bigger. And the hooters are bigger, and not man made.” *The women cheer*
Mike: ”I’ll totally agree with that.”
Buzz: ”What do you know Roach? You don’t even like women.”
Mike: ”Will you stop it, I do too.”
“So to honor this tradition, I felt it only appropriate to have Texas be the sight for one of the biggest matches in XWA to date. A Last Man Standing match between myself and Keith Wyle.”
Mike: ”He’s right, this is going to be a huge match.”
Buzz: ”I think he’s a bit full of himself to say this is ‘one of the biggest matches’ so far.”
Mike: ”No, I feel he’s totally correct in saying that. This one will be big.”
“So after this match, we will know once and for all who is the better athlete, myself.” *The crowd cheers* “Or Keith Wyle.” *The crowd boos* “After the smoke clears, one of us will be the last man standing. However this is quite possibly not the last match between myself and Mr. Wyle as originally planned. As I’m sure you’re all quite aware, there is a tournament that’s going on to crown a new champion, and next week I am in a qualifying match against Adam “The Daredevil” Devlin. So while remaining focused on the task at hand this evening, I do have a message for Mr. Devlin.”
*Kayn looks in the camera and speaks as if Adam were directly in front of him.*
“Adam. I have nothing but the utmost respect for you. I’ve been watching alot of your matches and I have to admit, you’re a hard man to keep down. It’s going to be an honor to face you in our qualifying match in front of all our great fans. However in the end, you will be another step on my journey to achieving the XWA championship. And if you do win our match, I want to be the first to congratulate you on a well earned victory, because I promise you that I will not be an easy opponent to overcome.”
Mike: ”Wow Buzz, Kayn seems intent on earning that title.”
Buzz: ”Just like I thought Roach, he was coming out here to run his mouth and make promises his butt can’t cash.”
Mike: ”I don’t know Buzz, if he directed that at me, I’d be a little worried.”
Buzz: ”Well that’s because you’re a pansy. My grandmother could beat this guy.”
Mike: ”You want to tell him that?”
“So with that being said, I bid you all a fond adieu and I’ll be back later this evening to be the last man standing and start on my journey to be your next XWA champion!”
*With that Kayn’s music starts again as Kayn hands the mic back to the ring announcer. He climbs out of the ring and walks up the ramp, high fiving fans as he strolls to the stage. After he reaches the top of the ramp, Kayn turns around and looks at the crowd. He makes the motion of him wearing the title around his waist and the crowd cheers loudly.*
Mike: ”He seems ready for not only his match tonight, but also ready to become the next XWA champion.”
Buzz: ”We’ll see what he has to say after his match tonight and qualifying match when he has chalked up two more loses.”
Mike: ”Well from the sounds of it Buzz, if these fans had anything to say about it he would already be our champ.”
Buzz: ”Well they don’t. He’s gonna have to defeat three other men, just like everyone else in the tournament.”
END
*Hammer Smashed Face begins to play over the house system heralding the arrival of Kayn. The crowd cheers as Kayn walks out on the stage and his pyros are set off. Kayn does his usual high fiving the fans on his way to the ring.
Mike: ”Here we go Buzz, it’s one of the men in the Last Man Standing match this evening. It’s Kayn.”
Buzz: ”Hooray, my least favorite of the two combatants tonight.”
Mike: ”I don’t know if you want to say that too loud Buzz, he might come over and have some words with you.”
Buzz: ”I don’t think he knows what I’d be saying to him. I’m not too concerned.”
*Kayn rolls into the ring, jumps up on the second turnbuckle, points out to the crowd and applauds them. He then jumps down and walks over to the ring announcer to get a microphone. His music slowly fades, he raises the mic to speak but the crowd starts chanting his name. He lowers the mic and smiles and takes a bow. He then raises the mic again.*
Buzz: ”Let’s see what the windbag has to say.”
“Gawddamn Texas, how the hell are ya’ll tonight?”
*The crowd erupts in cheers and applause*
Buzz: ”What a suck up.”
“You know, I’ve spent a lot of time down in this part of the country when I was hanging out with one of the greatest human beings on the planet.” *With that Kayn points down at his t-shirt, a tribute to “Dimebag” Darrell Abbott. Kayn bows his head for a few moments to remember his fallen friend then raises his head and starts to speak again.* “And in that time, I’ve learned the truth in the phrase ‘Everything is bigger in Texas’.” *huge pop* “The food is bigger. The beers are bigger. And the hooters are bigger, and not man made.” *The women cheer*
Mike: ”I’ll totally agree with that.”
Buzz: ”What do you know Roach? You don’t even like women.”
Mike: ”Will you stop it, I do too.”
“So to honor this tradition, I felt it only appropriate to have Texas be the sight for one of the biggest matches in XWA to date. A Last Man Standing match between myself and Keith Wyle.”
Mike: ”He’s right, this is going to be a huge match.”
Buzz: ”I think he’s a bit full of himself to say this is ‘one of the biggest matches’ so far.”
Mike: ”No, I feel he’s totally correct in saying that. This one will be big.”
“So after this match, we will know once and for all who is the better athlete, myself.” *The crowd cheers* “Or Keith Wyle.” *The crowd boos* “After the smoke clears, one of us will be the last man standing. However this is quite possibly not the last match between myself and Mr. Wyle as originally planned. As I’m sure you’re all quite aware, there is a tournament that’s going on to crown a new champion, and next week I am in a qualifying match against Adam “The Daredevil” Devlin. So while remaining focused on the task at hand this evening, I do have a message for Mr. Devlin.”
*Kayn looks in the camera and speaks as if Adam were directly in front of him.*
“Adam. I have nothing but the utmost respect for you. I’ve been watching alot of your matches and I have to admit, you’re a hard man to keep down. It’s going to be an honor to face you in our qualifying match in front of all our great fans. However in the end, you will be another step on my journey to achieving the XWA championship. And if you do win our match, I want to be the first to congratulate you on a well earned victory, because I promise you that I will not be an easy opponent to overcome.”
Mike: ”Wow Buzz, Kayn seems intent on earning that title.”
Buzz: ”Just like I thought Roach, he was coming out here to run his mouth and make promises his butt can’t cash.”
Mike: ”I don’t know Buzz, if he directed that at me, I’d be a little worried.”
Buzz: ”Well that’s because you’re a pansy. My grandmother could beat this guy.”
Mike: ”You want to tell him that?”
“So with that being said, I bid you all a fond adieu and I’ll be back later this evening to be the last man standing and start on my journey to be your next XWA champion!”
*With that Kayn’s music starts again as Kayn hands the mic back to the ring announcer. He climbs out of the ring and walks up the ramp, high fiving fans as he strolls to the stage. After he reaches the top of the ramp, Kayn turns around and looks at the crowd. He makes the motion of him wearing the title around his waist and the crowd cheers loudly.*
Mike: ”He seems ready for not only his match tonight, but also ready to become the next XWA champion.”
Buzz: ”We’ll see what he has to say after his match tonight and qualifying match when he has chalked up two more loses.”
Mike: ”Well from the sounds of it Buzz, if these fans had anything to say about it he would already be our champ.”
Buzz: ”Well they don’t. He’s gonna have to defeat three other men, just like everyone else in the tournament.”
END
