Post by punch on Mar 22, 2009 10:45:05 GMT -5
Takedown comes back in from a short break to none other then Jonny Punch backstage. With a beer in one hand, he takes a swig before zeroing in on the camera and speaking.
Last week, some punk named Jimmy Vain came out and wanted to make a name for himself. He wanted to make a dent in the X-Gen Division. But sadly for him, the only thing that got dented was his SKULL!!! HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! It was friggin' beautiful. The sound of his head colliding with the chair I set up in the Turnbuckle. The crunching noise as I pounded his head in with my bare hands and leaked him open like a faucet. It's moments like last week that make me proud to be a sick, depraved, violent sociopath. It's like I said last week, James...cuz your "Jimmy" card got pulled last week. Any jackass can swing a chair. Any jackass can jump off a ladder. But it takes a certain kind of whack-job to call himself "Hardcore". And you? You just don't cut it.
So do me the solid of going and wrestlin' some Pure Rules matches. Cuz you ain't even close to bein' ready to step into my world. Or...you could be the n00b I know you are, and go out to the ring talking about how me beatin' you was a fluke. But I watched the tapes. The video's all over the Internetz...you got served, son. The type of ass kicking that makes a guy quit wrestlin'. So the question is...how the hell are you gonna follow this up? I'll tell ya how. I'm gonna be sittin' right here in my lawn chair. Throwin' back a few brews. If you've got some fight left in your Purple Haired ass, come on back here and let's have us some fun. No ring. No refs. No rules. Who knows, ya' might actually make me break a sweat this time. See ya' soon, James.
With a cheeky grin, Punch takes another chug of beer and sits in his lawn chair. Takedown returns to ringside, and the response of Vain would come later in the show.
Last week, some punk named Jimmy Vain came out and wanted to make a name for himself. He wanted to make a dent in the X-Gen Division. But sadly for him, the only thing that got dented was his SKULL!!! HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! It was friggin' beautiful. The sound of his head colliding with the chair I set up in the Turnbuckle. The crunching noise as I pounded his head in with my bare hands and leaked him open like a faucet. It's moments like last week that make me proud to be a sick, depraved, violent sociopath. It's like I said last week, James...cuz your "Jimmy" card got pulled last week. Any jackass can swing a chair. Any jackass can jump off a ladder. But it takes a certain kind of whack-job to call himself "Hardcore". And you? You just don't cut it.
So do me the solid of going and wrestlin' some Pure Rules matches. Cuz you ain't even close to bein' ready to step into my world. Or...you could be the n00b I know you are, and go out to the ring talking about how me beatin' you was a fluke. But I watched the tapes. The video's all over the Internetz...you got served, son. The type of ass kicking that makes a guy quit wrestlin'. So the question is...how the hell are you gonna follow this up? I'll tell ya how. I'm gonna be sittin' right here in my lawn chair. Throwin' back a few brews. If you've got some fight left in your Purple Haired ass, come on back here and let's have us some fun. No ring. No refs. No rules. Who knows, ya' might actually make me break a sweat this time. See ya' soon, James.
With a cheeky grin, Punch takes another chug of beer and sits in his lawn chair. Takedown returns to ringside, and the response of Vain would come later in the show.