The new Pearl champ speaks out (o2a)

[sumya]

Roach: Standing in the ring is the lovely Fabiola preparing herself for what might be her hardest interview ever... Sumya.

BuZZ: Look Roach I am so tired of this Sumya bashing you all sport, she's a damn fine top athlete, she whooped Kim Hunter's ass pretty good.

Roach: I am not arguing Sumya's talent, she has it, her cocky loudmouth attitude is what turns my stomach over.

"Boom" by P.O.D hits all over the P.A as Sumya with her title on her waist pops out to her pyro, the fans boo her, but meanwhile Sumya carries a hidden picture, she gets into the ring as she stares at Fabiola.

Welcome Sumya, congratulations on your newly won Pearl championship

It was about time! Someone congratulated me, all the fellow Diamonds are sorrounding the poor, poor, poor Kimo the Eskimo. And me? the woman who beat her, the woman who put her Lights Out what do I get from this crowd? Boos. It's a shame that such an eye candy that gets paid to ask questions is the first one to aknowledge my greatness.

Well thanks for that, Sumya you have had a pretty big rivalry with Chloe Lockheart, Ashley Diamond and Kim Hunter, and while you achieved victory over Chloe and Kim, you are yet to achieve victory over Ashley, looking forward to make any challenge?

Nah... Big Sista Gorgeus 1 does that, and hell she kills two birds with one stone, that Ryan Fagheart got what was coming too. And Ashley, phew she was lucky, any woman that has been defeated by Christina, I can defeat her any given day, just snapping my fingers I'll get Ashley's ass Lights Out.

So you are gloating you can defeat Ashley easily, so far she's 1-0 over you

Sumya then grabs the mic angrily

1-0! 1-stinking-0 that's just too little! Because some damn ref said I was Lights Out while I was resting, Ashley gets a victory over me? Over my dead body! Ashley's victory is as non-existant as brains are in Kristin Hager's head, Ashley's victory is as non-existant as taste is in Kayn's clothes. And I could keep here doing more analogies but Fab do your job and don't get stuck in the same damn questions regarding the stinking poster girl of XWA who just got mauled by BIG SISTA GORGEOUS 1!

Sumya then puts the mic on Fabiola's chest

Well Sumya... Are you looking for new opponents?

Fab.. I am always looking for new opponents, there is a plenty of skanks here who still don't know what the taste of a Lights Out is, and I plan than each and everyone of this skanks know how does it feel getting up facing the lights while they hear P.O.D's most well-known song playing.

So you would like challenging Heather Fierhart?

Wow wow wow! I never said that, girl, that is like wanting to climb the Kilimanjaro with barbells hanging from your neck also Heather Fierhart is busy with facing her fan girl Trashley, she has no time for little fish like me.

But you gloated that you can beat every...

Heathcliff isn't everyone Fab. Heathcliff is a trashbag ho. That has management at her back, just because Simon Dean Fierhart gave Gallas the big dollar pounds she's so popular, don't come to me with that American Joshi crap. If I slept with Gallas I would get those Diamond title shots and those undefeated streaks, but so far, I get none, but this Pearl Title.

Well ending the interview you have some words to dedicate to your former rival Kim Hunter?

Former rival? What happens Fab? Missing vocabulary? Kim was never a former rival, she was just an annoying little bitch who needed her friends to beat me, but look at her when she was alone, look at her when Chloe was to busy in other matches. She lasted nothing! First time I faced her not only I beat her, I took this Pearl Championship from her!

Nevertheless I'd like to roast Kim Hunter, she put a hell of a fight and deserves to be remembered.

Sumya then reveals the portrait she was carrying all along:



the fans express their disgust as Sumya acts shocked

What?! Who has done that to my picture of Kimo The Eskimo!? If I find the culprit I'll make it sure to put him/her Lights Out, how do they dare to insult the memory of a great woman and opponent? I'll kill the one who did that!

Sumya then innocently puts her hand on her mouth

Ooops I can't. Law forbiddens suicide!! hahaha!

Sumya then poses as Fabiola gets out of the ring scared that Sumya might pic her up as an opponent, Sumya keeps posing till some woman tired of her antics and disrespect wants to challenge her and try her best at shutting up Sumya's mouth....

[kimmy]

***She doesn't need music, she doesn't need pyrotechnics to see that horrible bullshit that Sumya pulled, she'd just gotten back inside from her smoke and this is what she sees. Oh fuck no, there was no way she'd put up with this, running through the fans this time and not down the ramp, Sumya didn't see her coming all she heard was cheering. Then when she burst through and hit the ring there was mad yelling and cheering for her.***

Alright, THAT FUCKING DID IT......SUICIDE IS PREVENTABLE, BUT HOMICIDE ISN'T.......

SO, Here's the deal, I'm invoking my rematch clause.......only because I wanna see you fall like the little trash-talking, two bit slut you are......BUT, we are going to make things a little interesting Sumya......oh ya, we are going to make things a little interesting.....I want this one done inside a cage.....

Are we crystal clear ??

***With that she edged closer to Sumya waiting for a response***

[sumya]

Sumya quick as thunder bails out of the ring with the picture. Leaving the angry Kim alone, however her mouth doesn't shut up

I roast you and this is the thanks I get?! It's not my fault someone vandalized your picture. Now all of a sudden I get blamed for that! What's next Kim? Blaming me for global warming?

Sumya then puts the picture on the announcers table

I do a little tongue-in-cheek joke and Kim you reacted like a psycho! You have no sense of humour. You are a dull grey woman Kim, I now wonder why nobody has seen your smile yet. And if memory doesn't betray me you were about to beat to a plump an innocent 18 year old girl with your macho friend Chloe, Kim you are a psycho!

Sumya then keeps walking backwards as she gets behind a security guard

But you want a challenge? Not again please Kim, I had to humiliate you in front of Las Vegas' crowd. After you promised to do such horrible things on me, I stood strong and I managed to put you Lights Out.

And why all of a sudden you are asking about rematches? Let me enjoy the damn belt would you? I gave you some time to take pics with the belt, go rollercoasting with the belt, etcetera, etcetera, so far I have only cooked my family's breakfast with the belt! Don't be so selfish Kim! There are lots of women waiting for this golden chance and you want to steal it!?

I couldn't expect anything less from you Kim, you dissapointed me as a person.... And thinking that I was about to roast you....

Sumya then turns her back on Kim and starts walking up the ramp, not bothering to hear Kim's challenge, Sumya is trying to dodge challenges again like the coward loudmouth she is

[kimmy]

***Kim smirks***

Whoa, whoa.....hold up now there fast talking little miss hide behind the security guard because you lucked out and beat me once......you OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T CATCH WHAT I SAID.......

***She lifts her mic closer to her lips***

IT'S IN MY CONTRACT, TO HAVE A REMATCH CLAUSE IF I LOSE A TITLE BELT, THEREFORE, I'M INVOKING THAT CLAUSE AT THE NEXT SHOW.....IN A CAGE.......WITH YOU......

Was that plain enough English for you Sumya, or shall I repeat it.....or slow it down....or shall I have someone ELSE explain it too you.......or do you need it in another language ??

[sumya]

Sumya then looks at Kim with disdain in her face she asks to a fan

Doesn't she stink?

No! You stink! You loser! Sumya sucks!

Hey! Do your parents educate you or they just unchain you when there is wrestling in your hometown?

Sumya then keeping the distance stares at Kim

Allright you want your rematch you'll get your rematch, but Kim that's horrible, robbing other women of their title chances, not that they supposed a challenge because I am the best, but Kim that's dispicable.

You have fallen from the stool Kim, now you have to stab your claws at burocracy to get a match with me, the Kim Hunter I knew would never let such a banal thing like a title get in the middle of her issues. You sold your soul for money Kim!!!

Sumya then again arrives at the announcers' table, she takes the picture and she signs it and throws it to Kim.

Keep it after all it says Kim Hunter! Keep it Kim because after our rematch, which I'll win surely, you'll get less teeth than the ones I... Someone drawn on your ugly picture.

And hey! Something good, something we'll all laugh, Kim why don't you repeat all what you said in a language I can truly understand you.. Swahili ;D It will be more entertaining to watch than your trailer park smoking carcass ranting over rematches that are futureless....

Sumya still keeps the distance as she stares at Kim, very cockily.

[kimmy]

***As she snapped the picture in half over her knee, dropping it and looking Sumya dead in the eyes, she stared on***

Look if you want to make this incredibly personal, we can.....I can take this to a level that no one would ever think possible, switch from nice Kim...to the meanest person alive....and you wouldn't even no what hit you Sumya....

You wouldn't even see it fucking coming......

Remember, there's alot that you don't know about my past.....so where going to keep my past out of your little rants, so that I don't have to bring your future into mine.....

Got it ?

***There was nothing but a blank look on her face as she stared at Sumya***

As for the Swahili......you can forget it.....you aren't gonna embarass me trying to speak a language that I can't speak out here in front of these people, I don't think so.....

[sumya]

Sumya lets out a big laugh

Your past?!?

Sumya laughs again

Your past is that you were defeated by yours truly Sumya, me! And if you want to pop out that soap opera you go telling to people about being alone and helpless in the streets of St. Paul, find someone else.

And by the way, didn't someone from that sitcom Friends had a similar storyline Kim? Tsk tsk tsk, girlie you are gonna get sued, don't say I didn't warned you.

Sumya adds sault to the wound, she wants to make that personal

And hell I know what hit me Kim, a slow, weak, tired competitor whose on her last legs. Oooh poor Kim, I must feel sorry for her, well I would, but you didn't felt sorry for me barfing blood didn't you? You said you wanted to end my career, blah blah, I wasn't really listening I was thinking how to beat your little ass, and I succeded.

Sumya then gives Kim, spooky fingers as she mocks her words

"I don't have to bring your future into mine" Wow Wow Wow! I am shivering! Look slut don't try to get psycho and stalk me or my family, because I'll make everything possible to make myself sure you spend the rest of your life getting beaten by bars of soap inside socks, in a Justice for.. nearlly... all Proud U.S of A prison.

You don't scare me Kim, so far you can try to steal a sprinkler from me, but getting closer... I don't think so, after all you need Chloe to help you because you are a gutless woman. And not worthy of the rematch! No sir!

Sumya then keeps taunting and mocking Kim Hunter as she waits for her answer, Sumya of course cowardly hides behind a security guard.

[kimmy]

***There she went and did it, mocking her past***

Now I'm a tired, old, veteran wrestler.....I can't compete.....so that's why I've had that belt for awhile now, and that's why I've been laying people out left and right, let's face it, that rumours just been laid to rest.....

As for my life, I told you we're gonna leave it the hell alone....or things will get bad for you, I promise they will, and oh my god....you've threatened me with jail.....

Do you honestly think, honestly, that I don't know ways around getting caught or ways around such stupidity, I wouldn't be your average joe or jane-dumbass that gets caught......

***She smiles***

Honestly though, for now, I told you......leave me be Sumya and its all jokes, but I will make your life hell if you don't........but after our match, and you lose that title, and you've got the shortest reign EVER, you'll already be living a hell then......

[sumya]

Sumya then looks serious

You bitch have been like dogshit on my shoes since the day I debuted here. Everytime I came out to show everyone the injustice I was submitted to, I had Billy Curly and Moe in Diamond Division form, making their show against me!

Allright you want a rematch? You have it, but let's add something special you neo-punk reject, let's spice this, let's make it special, let's make this Takedown...

The Pinnacle Of Sumya Helena Mbani's Succesful Rise To Worldwide fame achieving total and arguementless victory over her classless misfit, socially useless, pompous, degrading, moronic, fat, idiotic, cretin, pathetic opponent!

And Gallas you better listen to that, because that's what my match shall be called. But since all of you rednecks lost account of the words I said because you can only count to 7, I'll shorten this, and for you too Kim I know you maybe able to count 1-2... But not 1-2-3.

Let's make my total victory a Lights Out Cage Match, the same fate that stinko of Chloe suffered, the same fate you'll suffer and if I beat you this time, kiss the chances for getting the belt goodbye becuase you'll be on the gutter list!

Sumya lowers the mic and stares arrogantly at Kim, waiting her answer.

[kimmy]

***She chuckles***

Now why is it that whenever someone gives you the stakes, that you've gotta change them into something that's automatically set in your favour hmm ??

It can't be a normal cage match it has to be a Lights Out Cage Match....pretty typical, hiding behind her little match don't you all think so ??

***She smirks***

Because you don't choose what type of rematch I get you frosty little bitch, I do, I called for my rematch, the balls in my court......so if you wanna have one of your little specialty matches, well than you can fuckin well wait until the next blue moon when you win a title again......

Cuz after I get that back in a NORMAL cage match, you aren't gonna have too much to say are you ??

[sumya]

Sumya shocked that her match thwarted she answers angrily.

You selfish bitch! You want all in your favour! This is a conspiracy against me! Everyone gets their wish! And poor Sumya who has to put the belt on the line! Poor Sumya who has something really worth to lose! I get no wishes!

This is my belt! You hear it! My belt! And you aren't gonna take it away from me! Filthy slut!

Sumya starts stomping the ramp in frustration

Why is everyone in my bad side?! I am the Pearl's Champ! You gotta respect me! You gotta love me! I am the champ! This skeezie isn't! Cheer me! Cheer me!

the crowd loudly boos Sumya as she stomps again in frustration.

No way!! I don't want a cage match! I am the champ! I have privileges! Gallas! Get your ass out here, put down the piece of pizza and the hot dog and fix this fuss!!!

How this slut gets the privilege of match choosing!? I beat her! I whooped her ass! She should be fighting up the ranks! If this was a fair and square federation!!!

I am Sumya! Your Pearl Champ! Your newly crowned Pearl Champ! And Kim don't take it like I fear you! no, no! I laugh at your feeble attempts! This is a misjustice!

Roach: Misjustice?

BuZZ: Sumya is so great she makes her own words! Ha! I love that girl! Go Sumya!

And Kim you aren't getting the match, nah, nah, until some paper shows me clear that you can choose the type of match, consider it cancelled!

Sumya again stomps in frustration, her loudmouthness might get her into trouble again She then throws the mic and gets in the ring staring at Kim she then berates at her

You are shit! Scum! Nothing! Your past is laughable alll you is laughable! You pathetic bisexual! I hope you burn in hell!!!

[kimmy]

:With Permission:

***She slaps Sumya hard across the face***

Listen, until we settle this....you're gonna listen and listen good Sumya....at the next show, it's gonna be Kim Hunter vs Sumya inside a cage for the Pearl Title thanks to that rematch clause.....unless, our boss has something he'd like to say about that.

***She waits for a response from Sumya, or for an appearance from Gallas***

[sumya]

Sumya falls flat on her butt... That was a hard slap

What?... What? How did you dared to slap me!? I am the Pearl's Champ!! I don't deserve being pummeled by talentless rejects! Neither I deserve being ambushed by red haired sluts!

One of my tooth is moving! Aaah! I am injured! I can't fight tonight! I must go to the dentist!

Sumya then crawls out of the ring and starts crawling up the ramp, she felt that slap that was really strong

I'm out of here! I've had it enough! I was trying to argue reasonable with Kim but this anarquist obeys no social rules! This is a disgrace!

Suddenly....

[gallas]

The theme of good ol' Roddy plays over the PA. Sumya stops dead in her tracks as Gallas enters the arena. In his hands, a clip board in the left, a mic in the right. With his usual flair, He speaks.

1st and foremost, Congratulation on winning your first XWA title, Mrs. Mbani. It was indeed a hard fought contest between exceptional female talents.

However...

Gallas holds the clipboard high...

What I hold in my hand is a copy of 'ze XWA rematch clause provision 'zat ALL XWA talent must abide by, sent to me specifically for 'zis very scenario. And I'm sad to say, Mrs. Mbani, but 'zis former Pearl Champion is the one who is correct.[/b]

Gallas pulls out a pair of reading glasses and reads off the contract provisions.

"While under the employ of XWA, should a man/woman lose a title of any kind, they have in there contract by default ONE mandatory rematch 'zat 'zey can use so long as the man/woman in whom defeated 'zem is still champion at 'zat time. 'Zere is now time limit as to when he/she may invoke 'zere rematch, so long as 'ze champion is 'ze same person in whom 'zey were defeated by. "[/color]

The crowd cheers this bit of news, whereas Sumya looked as if she was about to burst.

But wait, 'zere's more.

"UNDER 'ze rematch clause, 'ze CHALLENGING FORMER CHAMPION holds match selection priority over 'ze champion. 'Zis provision is in place to DETER 'ze champion from making a match 'zat is advantageous to 'zemselves, However, 'ze challenger's match must not be advantageous to 'zem either."

Gallas takes off his glasses and grins.

What 'zat means, is 'zat Kim Hunter has choosen to invoke her rematch for 'ze XWA Pearl Title. And she has chosen 'zis match to be a Steel Cage Match. And under XWA Rules, she shall GET 'zat rematch, under those conditions. And sadly Mrs. Mbani, 'zere's little you can do about it.

Unless of course, you'd rather have ME choose 'ze match for you?[/color]

He grins from ear to ear as he awaits a response from either woman.

[sumya]

Sumya then finally explodes throwing a tantrum, she gets in front of Gallas' feet and starts stomping the floor angrily

Nooooo!!! This isn't fair! This isn't fair! I am the champ! I'll always be the champ! There is no way! Why? Oh why everything I plan gets foiled or thwarted!?

I wanted an easy defense Gallas got it? Me agaisnt Kristin Hager for example! Give me atleast something to add to my formulary! When it comes to title defenses I always screw it up! I dropped the TNB Women's Championship in my first defense!!!

And if now Kim chooses a match where the one that climbs faster wins, I have nothing to do! Kim is used to climb, her parents in the jungle used to climb to get bananas but me? I am a world class athlete! Climbing isn't my strong point!

No matter what I do I can consider this belt lost! If I manage to climb out first than Kim, you'll pop out with a new clipboard and you'll say; "No Mrs. Mbani 'ze cage match I booked was a Reverse Steel Cage Match where the one who stays in the cage is 'ze winner" Everyone knows you have more aces than Maverick under your sleeve!

If you had me in consideration! You would have fired Christina Dixon long time ago, we can't allow a dyke being a wrestler, you would have fired Kiss too, she's eye candy! I am the most succesful of the TNB skanks that were hired!!!! Oh and also fire Sarah Dixon, she's an annoying loudmouth! And she's 18! And most importantly fire Kim Hunter, she slapped me, broke my.... someone else's drawing, she insulted and threatened me! Fire her!

Sumya then jumps stomping around Gallas frustrated that she always gets her plans foiled as she waits for an answer of both