Diamond Devils(Kim A./Cos/Bianca/Shylo/Kiss)

["The HellCat" Hayley Jonas]

Roach: We have word right now that Fabiola is standing by with a special guest...Fabs?

Fab: Thanks guys, I'm standing here with the one and only "HellCat" Hayley Jonas!

The camera pans out to show Hayley standing next to the Latin spitfire toying around with her dramatically darker mane of hair.

Fab: I can't help but think that there's something...uh...different about you, hmm hmm.

Obviously telling Fab's witty compliment she grins and replies...

[glow=red,4,300]Don't let the new look fool you, babe. I'm still the same ol' Hay, no two bones about it. Right now though...I have a problem. A REALLLLLY big problem. See, Melly-Mel made the official announcement earlier tonight about the "Devil's Playground" match at the next PPV, and my question to that is what about us girls? See every other time there's been some big event, there's been something for both sexes and DN should be no different. She's spending the millions to have that damn chamber built for Las Vegas...why not get your money's worth out of it?[/glow]

Fab: Are you implying what I think you might be implying Hayley?

[glow=red,4,300]Damn tootin', I want a DIAMOND DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND at Devil's Night!!! To make it that much more sweeter, let's put #1 contendership for the Diamond Title on the line in that match as well, and let's bring in some of the ladies who didn't get the chance to fight for #1 contender at Only The Strong...I mean Cosette Grace, Bianca Dianaco, that Shylo chick, Kiss Willmington and Kim Angelos!

That's what I want...well, not exactly ALL that I want. See a few weeks ago on TakeDown one Kim Angelos caught me nappin' in a fatal 4 way. I want me a little retribution tonight in Phoenix! One-On-One, me and you...and all the rest of you girls can do what you please, as long as you accept the invite and BRING IT to Las Vegas, cuz you know that's exactly what I plan on doing.[/glow]

Fab: Well, those are some blockbusters Hayley...I don't think anyone would pass up that chance now would they?
[glow=red,4,300]
We shall see, won't we? You know where we are, ladies...come on down![/glow]

[kiss]

Kiss' theme song starts playing as the former playmate makes her way to the ring, now fully recovered of her injuries sustained through the matches, she shakes some hands in order to make the fans remember her. Kiss gets into the ring and takes a mic, as she starts speaking.

It feels great being back again with the fans, but it feels greater to be given a chance just stepping back into the business.

And I for one would like to thank Hayley, for considering moi, as a valuable asset for being in the match, since my career hasn't started like I wanted, well is yet to start ;D

Kiss then leans on the ropes showing off her female attributes

Now all of you fans that know my career outside wrestling, you know that this are the atributes that made you love me, and tonight I plan using them in a way that will be very far from love ;D

Jokes beside, I want to prove that I am worthy of the spot that has been handled to me, I'll prove that XWA didn't wasted their money in just a pretty face. I don't say the other women will be push-overs, hell nobody who is in XWA is a push-over.

Kiss keeps posing much to the male fans' delight

But there must be a winner and since we aren't in Las Vegas, where the saying goes "Everyone's a winner" I think it's about time all the Diamonds come here and prove everyone that we are made of something else than candy, sugar and lots of cute things

the fans cheer for the catchphrase coming.. As Kiss gives her innocent but very sexualy suggestive smirk to them

And that are my two cents

the fans cheer as Kiss leans on the ropes waiting for her competition to come.

["The HellCat" Hayley Jonas]

[glow=red,4,300]Well, it looks like she's ready to roll. Maybe you can even get one of the other girls to give you a "warm-up" match tonight? I'd pay good money to see that!

Now...come on, I know that the rest of your are looking on, especially you Kim. The rest of you, get in on the PPV and you...get into this ring and let's do this thing proper, baby![/glow]

[bi]

The next lady to show up was none other then XWA's resident stuck up, super bitch Bianca Dianaco. As she makes her way to the ring, she shakes her head at the two females already inside it. Upon reaching the ring, she's handed a mic. She stands in the ring and gives Kiss and Hayley a cold look before speaking.

Look what we have here. On one side, a woman who's career highlight has thus far been showing off her bare jumblies for Hugh Hefner. And on the OTHER side we have the one woman who might be as much of a trashy hick as Shylo. Then again, I retract that. NO ONE is as trashy as that skank. A skank who STILL can't seem to get over the hump. But rather the talk about it, let's see it over again, shall we?

Bianca points to the big screen, and it shows the footage of her defeating Shylo yet again at Only The Strong.

Priceless.

Quite frankly, if there IS going to be a Diamond Devil's Playground, you may as well have me facing whoever the Diamond Champion is after Devil's Night myself. Because when it comes to being top class in this ring, I AM top class. I think of the names that you just braked up, Hayley, and NONE of them impress me. Hmmph...not even yours. In the last two months, do you know who'd been the the top 3 Diamonds in terms of the Win-Loss Column? Heather Fierhart, Sara Beck, and ME. That should make ME next in line by default. But if I have to soil my hands proving I'm just that bloody good on the likes of you and...

She gives Kiss a disgusted look...

...THAT, then so be it. It'll be the easiest match I've had so far. Because I'll be matched up against three so called "Diamonds" who can't by a bloody win, and two who have LONG out lived there expiration dates. In fact, since you're out here making challenges, specifically to that charity case Kim Angelos, I'm going to make one of my own. ANY of the remaining females will have the honor and privilege to step in the ring with the sheer EXCELLENCE that is I. And yes, that even includes you Shylo. Even though I DO still have my plans for you, sweety. Consider this a prelude to what's to come in Las Vegas.

["The HellCat" Hayley Jonas]

[glow=red,4,300]Oh...pardon me if I'm not shakin' in my boots Ms. Congeniality. As much as I'd enjoy shoving my foot up your ass, you're nose is stuck up there a bit too far for it to do any real damage. As as far as "shots by default" go...it only took me ONE time to do what your uppity British ass couldn't do in THREE, and that's pin our fair Diamond Champion, 1-2-3, so you better think twice about coming out here and talking about what it is that you deserve. Round these parts you EARN what you keep, and you'll be doing exactly that Devil's Night...but it isn't a title shot you'll be earning, bitch...it's a righteous ASS-WHOOPIN', courtesy of wrestling's baddest bitch HAYLEY motherf**king JONAS, or anyone of the other Diamonds who'd love to break you off somethin'-somethin' which let's face it...aside from your soulmate Mastadon Marx is EVERYONE.

You're damn lucky I have my sights set on one lady alone here tonight...but don't fret my pet, I'll have a good 'ol fashioned ass-whoopin' bottled up for you at Devil's Night...and you WILL get SERVED.

[/glow]

[kiss]

Kiss not impressed answers back

Oh yeah, I know what I did babe, show breast get money for it, that was my lifestyle before becoming a pro wrestler

Kiss keeps posing for the fans

And let me guess honey who is your English rolemodel? Let me guess.. with that attire and that "I ain't been with a man since ice age" look you sport, it's gotta be non other than Camilla Parker-Bowles... Oh wait better Margaret Thatcher... "the iron woman" she was called. Well Bianca you are no politician that's why I think the "tinplate woman" suits you even better as a gimmick

Kiss then winks at Bianca

And "commrade" please do not tell us that you unfrozed from the 1880s your clothes designer, because with that attire you look as appealing as a cooling tower from a power plant. But that's not because I say so, what do you say fans who you rather date? me, Frosty McIce or Hayley?

the votes are split between Kiss and Hayley, but none is cheering for Bianca.

Anyways fans I must tell you a little secret, before the show got started I came to the empty arena and hid 1.000 copies of my Playboy unreleased poster under the seats, check out who the lucky ones are

Soon all the male fans find out the posters and cheer for Kiss, who takes out two cents from her tights and starts flipping the coin

Well well well, Bianca seems that you Mrs. Roboto don't have too much love, here you have my two cents

Kiss throws the coin to Bianca

Buy some love, you'll live better

Kiss this time takes a pen out of her tights and goes to the crowd and starts signing her posters for the fans who just love it

[bi]

Bianca smirks...

How colorful.

Se mocking flips her hair as if to brush off Hayley's comments before continuing.

Granted, you have managed to beat the fair Ms. Fierhart once. But whatelse have you done? Does ANYONE know? Anyone???

She looks around as if waiting for an answer.

I'll tell you what. Partake in SQUASH matches versus second rate females. Lets face it. Aside from Fierhart, you've fought nothing but small timers. You've yet to stand in the ring with Diamond GREATNESS. But do go ahead and pat yourself on the back for it. I suppose it's worth SOME kudos. I admit, when I first came to XWA, my skill wasn't polished. But I saw fit to go up against the BEST there is in the industry. Unlike chasing career MID CARDERS as you have since the season began. The both of you are FAR from impressing me. Kiss, sweety. Maybe if you spent less time posing in front of perverted French men in ruffles and lace and more time in the gym, you wouldn't be a bloody LAUGHING STOCK. Proof positive that you have no place in this ring. All I can do to you is look with sadness and pitty on why a woman with such a pathetic wrestling acumen would subject herself to being beaten OVER...and OVER...and OVER again. It's a good thing the modeling thing works for you, because rocket science...not so much.

She giggles to herself. The crowd boos her every word, and she eats every ounce of it up.

If you two are the best I have to worry about, as well as those other three peons. This is going to be easier then I thought. Seriously. NONE of you even remotely worry me. The fake blond chases easy victories against sub par opponents, the playmate can't by a win if she went and flashed Gallas to fix a few of her matches, Grace has spent her whole career jobbing to Kim Hunter, and lets not even GO into Angelos and Shylo. I can't even begin to imagine seeing myself losing this contest. On sheer talent alone, the five of you equal Chet Dixon. And that's only because Jonas has won a few big matches. Other then that, I'd be fighting the equivalent of Kristin Hager.

*sigh* Simpletons.

[kiss]

Kiss nevertheless answers back

Yeah yeah, "Self-agrandazing speech #1.000.000.000" say whatever you want atleast Hayley beat Heather, something sweety you ain't done EVER

Take all the jabs at my win/lose ratio all you want, it's easy to guess why, seems that all TNB ladies get insulted whenever it's rightfully so...

Or whenever some bitch who needs to get her mouth do the job rather than her actions wants to be the focus of attention. Keep spewing Bianca maybe you'll get a sore throat and silence will be made at last

Kiss poses again very sexy to rub it into the face of Bianca, the fans love it

You hear someone laughing appart of your inner child Bianca? I don't...

So come on say what you want Bianca, just wait a second let me grab my iPod, and a new pen. Oh and use those two cents in buying mint pills, the world will thank it to you.

Kiss then gets in front of Bianca and shrugs

What's wrong Bianca the ice bar stucked up into your ass doesn't let you work? Or do you have hemorroids? Is that why you are always so bitter with the world? Uh don't tell me, girly I ain't here for hearing your life in the South Pole playing with Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer.

Guess what I'll let Hayley decide what do we do with our little conflict here since you say I am such a loser.... I'll let a TALENTED woman and not a walking ice block decide what we do...

Kiss takes out her cologne and sprays some around Bianca

Maybe with these you can change that "I am smelling shite" face you always wear Blinky

Kiss winks at Bianca one more time as she gets near Hayley, Kiss starts fixing her wristbands meaning that she will soon be all business

[bi]

Bianca gives a look of concern...














Before busting out in complete laughter. She almost falls over she's laughing so hard. She catches her composure enough to speak once again.

Incredible. Bloody incredible. I have a woman who hasn't won a match PERIOD critiquing ME on not being able to defeat Heather Fierhart? Ponderous. Bloody ponderous. I'll tell you what, sunshine. Why don't you try actually landing a PUNCH on someone before you open you're burger trap and try to toss insults. The fact that you're even STANDING IN THE RING is insult enough. I mean at least Kristin is consciously TRYING. You? You sashay down to the ring, you do your cute little poses, and then ceremoniously get your arse kicked. The only way you can even manage to keep ANYONE remotely entertained is by showing your jumblies in Playboy. Because your matches are total borefests.

She flips her hair again.

But I'll tell you what. Since I really have nothing else to do tonight, and I could use a decent workout before Devil's night. I'll grant YOU the honor of getting beaten by a REAL female wrestler. Because all your cute little poses sophomoric one liners will never stave off the fact that you're a pathetic wrestler. A fact that I intend on exploiting to the fullest when I put you on your back for the umpteenth time.

But then again, being on your back is something I'd suppose you're used to by now, right?

She begins laughing again. Shaking her head at the very sight of Kiss, she awaits the response to her challenge.

["The HellCat" Hayley Jonas]

[glow=red,4,300]Hardy hardy har, "Bitchy" Spice! Am I supposed to be impressed or intimidated by an "Ice Queen"? Tell me, why do they call you that anyways-is it because you're cold-blooded, cold-hearted or just plain FRIGID? And you wonder why Hollywood went on "Inactive Reserve"?

As far as "squash matches" go...no, no "sweetie-pie". There's a reason why the Diamond Division is the most decorated women's wrestling division in North America and that's because each and every one of the women in it can go the distance on any given night. You have the nuts...well lookin' at ya, you probably do and the tubesteak to go with it-but anyway, the NUTS to play it off like your ass is something special.? Like you're one of the "elites" of the XWA? Elitist, that's for damn sure..but elite? I don't think so. When you respect this game the game will respect you, right now honeybunch...you aren't sh*t!

What have you done lately? Win a few matches and all of a sudden you're miss high and mighty? Lemme tell you that all it takes is one good beatdown to put you back on earth, but seeing as your nose is so damn stuck up in the air that you practically float, that's probably f**king impossible by now. What have I done? Why...only help lay the GROUNDWORK for this company AND this division from day one...making it possible for girls like you to come in here and get your shine on, and that's just here in the XWA, baby. I've done more for this industry in the last two years than you'll do you're entire sorry excuse for a lifetime, so you'd be wise to read up on Hayley Jonas you second-tier bitch. How do I stand against "Diamond Greatness" when I stand AS Diamond Greatness? You really think how many wins or who you win against is what they gauge that by? If that's so I would feel sorry for you if I even gave a f**k about you.

Or is that what you honestly think that you are right now is "Greatness"? Pfft...please honey, see me after Devil's Night and we'll see if you'll be talking that sh*t, and even still if you DO somehow manage to escape with a win, you've still got a looooong way to go before you can even think you're on my level.[/glow]

[bi]

Bianca begins to sarcastically clap before speaking up once again.

An INSPIRED speach, Ms. Jonas. It truly is. Tis a bloody shame it all pretty much means bupkis to me. Why they call me the Ice Queen you ask? Simple really. Cuz I'm a bitch. And I'm GOOOOOOOD at it. Just look at you two. You've both got your panties in a bunch and I haven't so much as even broke out in a sweat. And I so enjoy watching grown women make total fools of themselves without me even really trying hard to get in there heads.

She smirks before continuing.

Now, Ms. Contradiction...you called me, what was it, and Elitist. Yet in doing so, you went on to boast about "Doing more in two years then I will in my career". Interesting. I think that for the most part makes you...what??? An ELITIST...

She applauds again...

Welcome to the club. But do you really think what you've done in the last two years even matter here? Here's an answer for you. IT DOESN'T. You could be the female Samoa Joe for all bloody truth, it's what you do in XWA that counts. And aside from team up with some now unemployed Native American girl to fight against a disease infested pornstar and the Italian with the J-Lo butt, you really haven't done...well...anything. Oh wait, you did beat Heather Fierhart. So I guess that's another feather in your cap. But do I really care about ANY of that? Not hardly. What you've done in the last two years means squat to me. What you do in the next two week, that means A LOT to me however. Because It'll be the same thing the other mentioned ladies will be doing as well.

Losing to me.

She shows her antagonizing smile at Kiss...

As for you, are we going to dance tonight? Or do I make the playmate nervous?

["The HellCat" Hayley Jonas]

[glow=red,4,300]That's where you're wrong, honey...it makes me what it is that I am, a pioneer in this business. See, when it's all set in stone fact as opposed to talking out one's ass like you seem to be soooooo good at doing, you can't really argue with it now can you? You see, like I already said to you, there's more to it than just scoring wins...and in that respect I've earned the respect of just about EVERYONE there is to know in this business, so if that doesn't include you then well...like I said you ain't sh*t so it doesn't really matter WHAT you think, "Blanka". What the people and the PEERS think has always mattered the most and...you really don't fit into either category too well.

Whatever...you don't need to respect me, I can just as easily beat that right into your "can't satisfy a man long enough for him to stay around' ass...and even if I don't accomplish that well...I'll just have beaten your "can't satisfy a man long enough for him to stay around' ass, if that's as good as it'll be then I wont complain.

God, I'm losing IQ points just talking to you...this is what they mean when they say "talking to a wall" isn't it? Kiss...beat the snot outta this bitch tonight will ya, so that I won't have to do it myself. As a matter of fact, I wanna see this for myself! I wanna see "Little Miss Muffet" over here put up or shut up, so how about I do the officiating duties for your match tonight, huh? What? You're not scared I'm gonna screw you over are you? No, no...I wanna see the look on your face when Miss Kiss drops you like a bad habit! Kimmy A., the challenge is out there honey, you know where to find me...but this, this is too good a chance to pass up![/glow]

[Kimberly Angelos]

full alive hits the speakers and kim walks from the back with a mic in her hand and she gets right into it

i have a bad habit of showing up late dont i...but good things happen to those who wait, now when my name gets tossed around with the words "charity case" before it makes me want to see who's mouth that is spewing that garbage....now im not saying the best..im far from it..but Bianca..your just as far as that claim..hell anyone who is not holding either title cant lay that claim to well..

kim paces on the ramp

but i think i have proven myself to be here..i have had my share of great wins and bad losses...but to be in the devils playground with 4 great wrestlers and Bianca...

kim smirks and makes her way to the ring

is something i would love to be in...and haley no offense girl because i respect the hell out of you..but remember the last time my name was brought into things...and i hope lightning strikes twice

[bi]

Bianca rolls her eyes...

No...THIS is what kills brain cells. Using the same tired old lines over and over again. How many times can you bring up Shawn I wonder? Let me give you a little refresher course, he's out of action because he was nearly tore in two by that Thanatos THING that runs around with Gallas, protecting me. HE has class. Not like the two of you. As for respecting you, you're correct in your assumption. I don't. You can stand here and preach yourself into being the next Pope on how much of "difference" you've made in the business. It still doesn't stop you from being a tart. I can stand here and listen to the two of you blab on and one about "the fans mean everything" and "you've gotta earn there respect" and BLAH BLAH BLAH, but I'd rather actually stick a screw driver in my ear and twist it slowly. It might prove just a bit more entertaining.

And you wonder why my theme song is "A lil' bit A' Shush"?

She shakes her head.

Winning records don't mean anything you say? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I'll remember that when I'm sitting atop the pile looking down on you twits when I need a decent laugh. But until then, you go on and think you're Ms. Superstar. What you fail to see is I never said I was. I said I'm the best kept secret in the Diamond division. And until proven other wise when ONE of you twits actually pin my shoulders down to the mat in a ONE ON ONE contest, I don't see any reason for me to think otherwise.

She sighs to herself.

Now let's hear whatever other witty lil' blurbs you have to say next. Lord knows you won't can it until you have the last word.

Motioning her hand in the "flapping mouth" motion, Bianca smirks as the crowd boos her every action.

["The HellCat" Hayley Jonas]

[glow=red,4,300]Oh that can happen, just *that* (snaps finger). You got it all twisted, sister. Beating you is nothing more than another notch on lil' Miss Hayley's gun-post. You can prance around like you're the best kept "secret" all you want to...but me, I'm a sure thing, a home run, a touchdown, whatever you want to call it...and I damn sure don't need to keep secrets. I don't need to talk myself up into a hype to make myself believe that I'm in the league of someone who I really DON'T stack up against, but you seem to be awful good at it, and far be it for me to ruin someone's "claim to fame". You'll get yourself a little dose of reality soon enough, Muffet.

You might have a little streak going on against ONE woman, but lest we forget there's another one that you couldn't quite overcome, remember? Me on the other hand...I've pretty much overcame anyone who's stepped up, and seeing THEM in action compared to YOU, honey...the ONLY person who sweats you and your "skills"...is you. Like I said, don't get it twisted...I don't have to beat you to make a name for myself, it's the other way around, as my man would say...REMEMBER THAT. There IS a pecking order here, and I'm up here...whereas your down here, somewhere in the middle you could say. Don't expect to make too much of a climb while I'm around.

And as for YOU Kimmy, while we're on the subject of reality...I definitely didn't forget the last time I said your name and I sure as hell don't forget the last time you and I stepped foot in a ring. Things are gonna be a little different the next time though and that's because there won't be two other people in that ring when it happens. I won't get caught off guard like that time, honey...oh no...you're gonna get my full and undivided attention, and we'll see then if lightning strikes twice...[/glow]