The "Fyre" Is Here (O2A)

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As the show begins, the familiar music hits and out walks Angel Fyre. He is dressed "Hollywood" style as he makes his way to ring signing autographs and tearing them up and throwing them in the air. He enters the ring and begins his speech.

Now I could come out here and complain on how I was treated last week with the other 4 jabronis almost attacking me at will and from what was spoken backstage it seems Jon Boy Payne got an itch that he wants to scratch. But we all know how you roll, Payne! We all know you want to be like me in your attire but hey we all can't have L.A.'s finest. But you see, as I said you would go on to other things as your ego proceeds yourself. But no sweat, we will meet and you won't have your other 3 goons with ya!

Now lets get off of that "low budget" and lets talk about what needs to be talked about and that is the "star power" of me. You know the one and only, Angel Fyre. Now it seems there are alot of cats in here that want to be Hollywood and have the splash and desire that only I can deliver. There are only so many guys in this business that can deliver a promo like yours truly. There are only so many guys that can push ratings into the double digit bar. For all of you idiots out there ratings are done per million viewers and ever since I have arrived lets just say I am the modern Tom Cruise of this business. Now after saying all of that there is a reason for me being out here besides all of these "sweat hogs" you call women wanting to touch me and take pictures of me. That's right, I am back for some more and honestly doesn't matter to me.

Angel walks around as he is thinking and then stops to continue

You know I could be all big and bad and say I want to face XXL or Jon Payne or Keith Wyle or Chris Lionheart or Avenger or some of the other so called wannabe stars. But you see when you got as much fan support as I got and look as good as I do then even all of you got to be a little jealous. All of you got to wonder if you are even a smidge of what I am in this life. But you see the journey has just started and no matter what anyone says or tries to say; the journey will begin the right way this week. And I am going to talk the talk because none of you other idiots got the intellect to deliver like I can. And it will be real easy to say I will kick Keith Wyle's ass but you know what? I am going to kick the person's ass that walks through those ropes next. And after I get kicking his ass then I am going to go on and make my way up. Who knows maybe the Pure Champion will have some guts and fight a real contender for once.

Once I make my way up to the top and believe me I will. I will grab that opportunity by the throat and slap the taste out of the wannabes and champions of this so called company. Doesn't matter what I got to do or who I got to do it to. Bottom line is tonight step one is going to happen. Step 2 will be making my way to be the next Pure Champion. And step 3 is knocking off your so called heroes and for once all of you idiotic fans will have someone you can cheer and be proud of for once.

Angel poses as he waits to see who will come out

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Then Nick has appeared on the ramp. He is then holding his head up high and pointing to the sky. He then walks down the ramp as he gets loud cheers. He then walks up the steps and into the ring. He faces Angel and begins to speak.

Well I see we have a new guy. Nice Suit man. But lets talk business. You want alot of stuff. Just like most noobs that come in here. Some sucessful and some just plain old Pathetic. Like take me for instance. I was a noob and under-estimated. Until that one first match. I won and got cheers. It didn't help much but I proved I was worthy of being here. Then for the next 4 weeks I was sucsessful. But just last week I lost to Kanzer which ended my career. Now the showdown about to happen. As you were talking about the Pure Championship I got to thinking.

What would I do if I became champ. Then like I said I started to think about Takedown. Then I just remembered. I AM GOING for the Pure Championship. See I am so sucsessful I got to go for a title and if I win I am telling you now that I will not give it up at any cost. But now you want a match just for nothing. And I am going to accept. Only because I know u have what it takes to make it. So next week I will see you in the ring. And if you beat me you will be 1st for a title shot if I win.

He then waits.

[ames]

Now hold on there, lil bukerooo...

The everyone's surprise, It's Jimmy Ames who steps out onto the set...

That was and inspired lil speech you gave there. Damn shame you just board most of the viewers on the west coast to tears. You've got some nerve comin' out here and bad mouthin' the Pure Champ Kris Cade. Him and I, we haven't EVER seen eye to eye. In fact, he's the guy who took the Pure Title off me back in March. And he's done a bang up job BOTH times he's held the belt. But make no bones about it, The Pure title is comin' home to the FIRST MAN who ever won it. Because it doesn't matter who wins tonight, Kris Cade or Nick Jones, THAT man is gonna be walking outta L.A. 15 pounds lighter.

A first in XWA, Cheers for Jimmy Ames...

But let's not get ahead of ourselves. Solstice is still a ways off. Where as TAKEDOWN is here and now. And Jimmy's here and now. And it seems to Jimmy that all you can do is come out here, run yer mouth and drop names of guys you're not in the league of. Must SUCK to be the first guy eliminated from a battle royal. That means one of two things, either you're the best guy and everyone ganged up on you, or you're the WORST guy and you just got your ass kicked. And we all saw the match, we all know what the answer is. You might talk a good one, but backin' it up??? NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! You mighta had a better shot if you didn't run your trap so much. I see you out here cuttin' promos and I think to myself "What if someone shoved a cheeseburger down his throat???" Then again, THAT might not even shut you up. All of the Diamonds in XWA coming out here and FLASHING you probably wouldn't shut you up!

The crowd laughs as Jimmy continues cracking on Angel.

And who in there riht mind calls themselves Angel Fyre? HEY SIERRA!!! If ever there was a client you could get who needed an Extreme Wrestling Makeover, it's THIS clown. I mean wow, Prank's got a better gimmick then you. W...wh...what IS your gimmick anyway? A face painted, loud mouth, ego-maniacal jackass? Didn't XWA just FIRE two of them already? Dude...

Jimmy reaches back into his pocket and pulls out a piece of paper with the word "CLUE" written on it in huge black marker...

Get one.

The crowd goes berserk as Jimmy pretty much stands up the cocky Angel Fyre. Jimmy waits for his response.

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Angel looks at Jimmy Ames and begins laughing and lifts the mic back to his face.

Listen "low budget" you may come out here and boast you did this and you did that but you see I am here to solve all of your past transgressions. You see you come out here like the "Duke of Earl" but you are really only the "Dukes of Hazzard." Look at you for Chrissake! You look like Dwight Yoakum or one of these other Nashville wannabes. But you see what you failed to realize is that yeah maybe I was the first one out of the ring but that doesn't mean I was the worst one in the ring. Matter of fact none of those clowns can cut the type of promos that I can cut. And honestly none of them are in my league in or out of the ring. But since you are out here let me be the first one to give you a number to get you into fashion. Listen dude this isn't 1987 but 2007. Lets get with the program and at least dress like a professional. But since you are out here running that swamp you call a mouth then you can hold Kris Cade's hand all you want or kiss his ass but tonight if you are not lucky you may not make it to "Solice"!

Angel turns to look at Nick Jones



Now Nicky let me get this straight? You are going to give the "Innovation of Speculation" the first shot? Well I will be in your corner but lets be honest. We all know if you do get past that "low budget" then you really ain't got a chance against me. I can already see the fear in your eyes or is that you wanting an autograph like these "welfare" groupies that XWA allowed to come in tonight? But regardless I am the man of the night and got my gear on so why don't we make this official?

Angel poses and looks at the crowd as they boo him tremendously

Now "Little Jimmy" there is a reason why they call me Angel Fyre. For once I bring something that none of you other so called XWA'ers can do and that is push the ratings meter. Now I am not surprised about your little comment about my immaculate speech. None of these fans can probably read since none of them got jobs. Probably some of your family in the front row eating on those hot dogs with their 3 teeth. But you see I don't have to come out here and proclaim things that I am not. My reputation and fame speaks for itself and after tonight you will know why they call me Angel Fyre because I plan on putting your ass on "Fyre". So if you want a little taste of the "hottest prospect" this company has ever seen then do a little Scott Hall for me will ya? Don't Sing It But Bring It!!

[ames]

Jimmy looks dead red into the camera, at the millions of people watching and raises an eyebrow to Angel's comments. He REALLY had no clue what he was up against. Jimmy raises his mic and readies his reply.

Low budget? Oh let's NOT go there, pal. Let's talk about that coat you're wearing. Yea, the loud white one with the kindergarten finger paint on it. Now THAT'S low budget. What else is low budget? Pretty much your entire wrestling career. Dude, ham it up all you want, ya' got yer feathery lil' ass whooped last week. Hell, I've been gettin' the crap kicked outta me by Evan Fate for the last 2 god damn months, But at least I'm man enough to say he was the better man. You...*heh heh heh* I can't even say IF your a man with that bad Mascara job you're wearing. You look like a box of Crayola crayons to a dump on your eyeballs. Hell, ya' gotta leach on other people's lines "Don't just sing it...Bring it". How much more LOW BUDGET can ya' get?

The crowd becomes hysterical as Jimmy pours it on.

Now this is the part where I'd normally say "I'm gonna make you famous", but let's face it. You're about two shows shy of ending up on the next season of Surreal Life. And seein' how you dress, and the fact that ya' can't wrestle a freakin' lick, I doubt even Tracy Bigham would even give you play. And there's a chick that would SCREW ANYONE!!! Might be that whole thing of guys wearing make-up...[/font]

He then takes a long look at Nick...

Come ta' think of it, ya' BOTH look like Kiss Rejects. WOW, Ms. Blackheart will just let ANYONE walk into this place. [/font]

Chuckles pour out from the crowd as Jimmy was in top form. He lowers his mic and awaits a reply.

[angel]

Angel slowly takes the mic lets the crowd start chanting as they are booing Angel in his attempt to portray Jimmy Ames.

You see Jimmy boy you remind me of these pathetic fans. They got no culture. They got no class. They barely got teeth or even a job. I mean look at you for crying out loud. You want to bad mouth an "innovator" in this sport and fashion? I know so many laughed at Picasso and now look and what he has become? Just like me. He and I got the same taste and frankly you could use a little "innovating" of yourself if I must say so myself.

Now Jimmy it is a proven fact that I am not some noob that just came off of the school playground to see what he can do in a business without being a mega star. You see I have put guys in their place and now it is time to do the same thing here in XWA. Now you want to look at me and compare me to your mom then you go right ahead. But at the end of the day, I am going to do what your mom should of done those many years ago and that is whoop your ass and make an example out of you. And guess what Jimmy Boy? Tonight is your lucky night! Tonight we get to see the cowboy in the ring with the "Innovator."

Now as far as you bad mouthing Ms. Blackheart on why she let someone like me in this company or what was it you called me? A Kiss reject? If that was the case at least I was a reject. You my friend are a never was. But you see, I like you Jimmy Ames. You got spirit son. But lets see how much spirit you got when I put you in the "Fallen Angel". Lets see how you react when you are looking at the lights and I move on to my walk up that ladder of success.

So let me slow down so you can understand like the rest of these illiterate rednecks. You want some of me tonight then just sign on the bottom line or in other words just walk in this ring and lets see if you are Wyatt Earp or Garth Brooks. What do ya say Jimmy Boy?

[ames]

There are rednecks in Detroit???

Jimmy looks around with a puzzled expression. He makes his way down the walkway and pauses in front of some fans...

Excuse me sir, Are you a redneck???

Hell no!

What do you think about the the gentlemen in the ring though?

He's an ASSHAT!!!

Jimmy grimaces as the young man speaks his opinion. He then brings the mic to an attractive black girl...

What about you, gorgeous? Are you a red neck?

Do I LOOK like a redneck???

Hell no!, you look like one FINE ass sista. But what about him, what's he look like?

An ASSHAT!!!

Jimmy looks back at Angel with an inquisitive look on his face...

Let's see what MY generation has to say.

Jimmy comes up to a group of teenage girls in the crowd, all wearing Jon Payne apparel.

Are you girls rednecks???

NOOOOOOOO!!!

What about the ICP knockoff over there. What's he to you girls?

He's and ASSHAT!!!

By this point Jimmy had reached the tip of the walkway. He raises his mic and speaks to the arena.

Is there ANYONE in the Joe Lewis Arena who's a REDNECK???

Jimmy raises the mic over his head.

NO!!!

Ok, ok, ok. Now what would you call the man in the ring flappin' his gums?

AN ASSHAT!!!

Jimmy looks mockingly at Angel...

WOW. It looks to me like 20,066 people just denied being rednecks...AND called you and asshat. Congratulations, it's another career highlight for ya'. But the night's still young. And later tonight comes ANOTHER highlight for ya'. Right here, in The Joe...in that VERY RING, Jimmy Ames makes your ass FAMOUS. Cuz' I'm far from a never was. I'm the FUTURE of this industry. Where as you, you aren't even gonna get outta the GATES in XWA. I'm a brand spankin' new Dodge Viper FRESH off the assembly line, and you? You're a tired ass, LOUD, rambling BMW. And I'm blowin' your DOORS off.


Eat my dust, CHUMP.

The crowd explodes in support of Jimmy. The arena almost starts to rumble as the fans have now completely jumped behind Jimmy Ames.

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Hold on, hold on, hold on. Time out, just stop right there!

The voice of Austin Harris is heard through the arena as he steps out from the back in his new wrestling gear and new hair cut. He has a microphone in hand as he walks down the ramp, fans giving him a mixed reaction not knowing what to expect from him. Austin rolls into the ring and looks at all three men.

Ya’ll miss me? [The fans boo] Ah come on now, we all know you missed Austin Harris. Don’t deny it. [Harris smirks before looking at all four men.] So fellers, how does it feel to be standing in the ring with Greatness? Let’s see, who we got here? Who the hell is this? [He points to Angel Fyre.] You look like a monkey with a cheap suit… no offense intended. I apologize, it is just I do not recall you being here when I first arrived. You’ve been here what, 1 week? 2 weeks? And your already hunting gold?

And now you [Points to Jones]… You Mr. Jones. I’m not sure if you hear yourself correctly out here, but you said that Kanzer ended your “career…” Now, you see Mr. Jones, if he ended your career, then you wouldn’t be here now would you? Nah, that’s what I thought. So next time you say something, be sure to phrase it up in your pea brain alright? You also said that you WHERE a noob… Well, if I have a say in it, you still are in my eyes. Your making promises you can’t even keep. Your telling this man [points to Angel] that he will face you IF and that’s a big if, you win that Pure Championship from Cade at Takedown. It seems as if your forgetting that “The Famous One” over here already has a shot clinched in at Solstice. So, your promise to this man, is as good as a fake 20 dollar bill.

You want to talk about a true champion, you look at this man [Points to Ames] The Famous Jimmy Ames! Boy it’s been awhile hasn’t it Jimmy boy? Your looking good, looking good. Jimmy is a true champion for this reason and this reason only… He was the first to win that Pure Championship here at XWA… and no doubt, if you want to become famous, come see Ames, he’ll make you freakin’ famous. But Ames, I do wish you luck at Solstice, whether it be against this man[points to Jones] or against Cade. Because no matter who is champion after Solstice, I’m coming after what I’ve never been able to capture, and that’s that good ole Pure Championship. But as for this week, I’m hyped. I’m ready to get back in the ring. I want some good ole action! So what do ya’ say Jimmy? Angel? Are you up, to bowing down to GREATNESS?
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[Trouble*]

One guitar riff sounds. Mere seconds later and two more get strummed. Then four more. This order repeats again, and the song kicks into full throttle. Apparently the crowd was wondering who the XWA combatant was, as this was pretty much a brand new song. Ryan walks out onto the stage with his new attire on, dazzling the crowd. This was also the first time they saw him since the airing of Independence Day. He revs up the crowd on both sides of the stage, starting on the right then running to the left, and then comes back to the top of the ramp. He walks down casually, and rolls under the bottom rope as he comes to ringside. The ring announcer tosses him the most important weapon of any XWA wrestler, the microphone.

Welcome to the show.

Cheers, because the crowd can get behind someone from something so simple.

I come to the people of Detroit with good news. Tonight, you all get to see the spectacle known as Ryan Blaze compete in this very ring. Yes, you're all lucky ducks. Heh. However, I'm afraid I've got a few.. slackers going to pull down my performance. It's hard to carry dead weight, if you know what I'm talking about.

Austin Harris? God knows where your ass has been. Injury, hmm? Bullshit. Maybe if it's something that you can't just tough it out, then I can see what you're getting at.. but it's something else when you don't give two flying fucks about the industry enough to leave a simple message to the CEO. Real great, Austin. REAL GREAT. Now, you're back and jumping back into the roster like you simply had a cold and only missed a show. How convenient. Oh, Harris, something I was thinking about.. If you were gone for most the season with an injury that no one knew about, how come you came and told us what that injury was? That's like saying "I'm allergic to peanut butter, so spread it all over with me!" Damn, kid. Get a brain. We're professional wrestlers.

By the was, 'Austie', little recap: I beat Cade, which is something you couldn't do.

You.

Ryan points at Angel Fyre. He looked familiar, however, he couldn't exactly put his finger on it.

Do you ever shut up? Seriously. You've had at least 3 or 4 people tell you that you're mouth is basically an asshole, and guess what? You keep on spewing shit! I would have something to say about your ridiculous rant, but I dozed off during the previews. By previews, I mean that little entrance you made. Shame on you, by the way. Those fans wanted to keep the autographs. If they knew they were going to have their paper ripped to shreds, they'd probably ask a real superstar for an autograph. Someone like, say... ME?

Dick head. Recycle. We only have one earth.

You.

Ryan points to Jimmy.

Uhh... To be honest with you? I don't really consider you to be a douche. You're off the hook.....

.....But Ryan Blaze reigns supreme over you......


ANYWAYS. What I'm getting at? I'm in on your little wrasslin' match. The Blaze Factor WILL come crashing down on you like a ton of bricks.

He lowers the mic and slowly backs into a corner. His piece was said. Ryan could have just left, but he wanted to see if any of them would retaliate.