Cheap Shot (o2 Ashley Diamond, spoilerz)

[sumya]

*with permission*

After the Ashley vs Christina bout, where Christina lost in another yet brilliant match, her "friend" Sumya didn't seemed to happy about her defeat.

Without further ado, Sumya stands up from the announcer's booth with her lap top that contains the video she's using for blackmailing Christina. On the other hand Ashley Diamond is celebrating, while Christina stands up, and is about to leave....

However! Sumya out of nowhere hits Christina in the back and leaves her laptop in the corner, Ashley turns to witness the scene, as the fans boo..

You stinking loser! You couldn't get the job done! And you managed to beat Ashley once! And you couldn't repeat it?! Christina you are a failure, I trusted you! I thought our friendship meant something to you!

But of course, first you don't tell me that you were... lesbian... I mean weird. Secondly when I attempt to strength our friendship bonds, you stab me in the back! That's a deadly sin Christina! And of course I need to get some retribution!

Sumya starts kicking Christina on the body with some fast kicks, Ashley is witnessing the scene, one of her rivals whom she has respect now, is getting kicked by a lady, hated by many... the fans outraged boo

Roach: We need security somebody please call security!

What's wrong Christina? You certainly have more endurance banging women... You know all the fans and all the Diamonds won't remember Christina the wrestler, they will remember Christina the first lesbian wrestler! I can see it Christina everybody will stare at you with kinky eyes!

Even Ashley has something in mind about your private life Christina, you screwed it up! all by yourself... If you thought by saying "hey I am a lesbian" was gonna enhance your career, wrong way lady it just covered it in more shit than it already was!

Christina crawls away from Sumya, she felt those kicks, Sumya angry slaps her in the head. Ashley is totally disgusted at the scene... An evil smile comes into Sumya's face as she plots a new idea in her rotten mind

You know what Christina, there is only one way you can abandon those weird sexual tendences of you, is sending the video I got from you and that vicious "partner" of you called Kelly, worldwide! Oh yeah you'll thank me later than I saved you Christina, it will be embarassing in the begining but hey it was also embarassing for me shouting all the prejudice I was submitted to.

Christina think that I am doing this for you, only for you

Sumya kicks Christina again in the gut, to make sure she doesn't get up, as she goes to the turnbuckle where she had laid her laptop... Only to find herself a surprise, Ashley had the laptop in her hands... Sumya then looks at her cockily

You didn't had enough beating Christina, than know you will avoid that I "save" her? You are an evil person Ashley Diaper! Just like that dumb prejudiced blonde bimbo!

Sumya walks a few steps backwards as she extends her hand towards Ashley for getting her laptop back... Sumya actually believes that Ash is as homophobe as she is... How wrong is she

[ashley]

At this point, Ashley was pretty ticked off. In her hands she held the infamous laptop which held info that could ruin Christina's career. But at this moment in time, the laptop was only one thing to Ashley...



A blunt object...



Ashley with little hesitation, Ashley rears back and takes a lunging shot at Sumya with the laptop, but in her blind fit of aggression, failed to realize that Christina had gotten back to her feet just behind Sumya, as Sumya dodges her. Ashley unintentional whacks Christina over the noggin with the laptop, which rendered the device now a $700 paper weight. The screen breaks off and hangs from a wire, and whatever WAS on it, was pretty much lost. Ashley drops the laptop and rushes to help Christina, who was just about knocked silly from the accidental blow. Meanwhile, the slippery Sumya had rolled out of the ring and was overjoyed over what had just happened...

[sumya]

Christina grabs her head in pain while Sumya has bailed out from the ring again, in one of her many coward show-offs... She then does what she does best, talking trash.

What on earth?! Did you just made Ashley? You cracked MY friend with MY laptop Well bitch you owe me 4.000 $!

the fans start booing as Sumya doesn't shut up

Never knew you would achieve that infamy Ashley, you actually PINNED Christina and now you try to ruin her career by giving her a concussion with a blow from MY laptop? And if I didn't said it before I say it again, you owe me 4.000 $!!

I just can't stop gasping at what I just saw Ashley, you try to cover it now, but in my eyes that was a hate crime... Oh yeah, it was the biggest hate crime ever done in a ring. You in cold-blood cracked with MY laptop on the poor weird Christina, and hell you actually left her even more weird than she already is.....

Sumya of course was bailing out of the scene walking backwards

And you owe me 4.000 $! Also you ruined Christina's chance for being saved, sure I went the hard way but it was the good way Ashley, I could have saved a great wrestler who will now be remember more for who she slept with, than for her achievments.. Shame on you Ashley Diamond you just ruined Christina's career using MY laptop... And you ruined a video that was worth millions of cash!

Christina is still groggy from that shot as Sumya keeps running her mouth more and more.

I have no words to describe it Ashley, sincerely I don't know your motives, but you wanted to hurt me and you wanted to hurt Christina. As I say, they did the same to Muhammad Ali, they did the same to Malcolm X and they did the same to me, they tried to shut us up, but don't worry brothers, because I will never shut up defending our ideals!

Roach: Damn! That shot was stiff, I hope Christina's OK

Berman: Ashley was fired up tonight, not against Christina but against Sumya

Roach: Well if there is a good scene from that accident, is that Christina is finally free from Sumya's chain

Sumya then poses a bit more for the fans, who just can't stop boo her... Sumya then thinking it better goes to the ring where Ashley is

Hey Christina if your brain can hear me, our friendship is over!

Sumya then starts walking around to infuriate Ashley even more, she realizes that

Hold on, you can't touch me! Or I'll sue you!.... Oh I forgot to mention it, you owe me 4.000 $ because you Ashley Diamond you destroyed MY laptop that was in MY ring, that was gonna be used for saving MY friend!

[sumya]

Christina keeps laying on the mat with her hands on her head, as Ashley tries to help her, however Sumya keeps being there annoying and annoying even more

What happens Christina? You are covering your face? You don't want that Kelly sees the face her partner does?

the crowd boos hardly at that homophobic remark and starts chanting "homophobe!" towards Sumya, who just looks in disbelief

Me? Homophobe? How wrong you are people, let me explain myself. I care about Christina, I REALLY care about her! I just wanted to make her see that she was commiting the biggest mistake of her life.. She's 21 years old, and she already thinks she knows everything? Wrong way I am 27 years old and I do know how everything works...

But what I know the most is that the truly homophobic here is Ashley Diamond!!!

the crowd booos

You might be able to fool a groggy dyke, but you aren't able to fool me bitch, you did that on purpose, you struck Christina on purpose!!! But since you two like being friends, I am challenging both of you in a tag team match!!!

It will be Christina/Ashley vs me and my tag team partner! So no Ashley saying something you love to say are you going to Put up or shut up?!

Oh and I forgot to mention, while your teaming with Christina, watch your "pie!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And you still owe me 4.000 $!

[ashley]

Having heard enough of Sumya's lip, Ashley calls for a mic of her own. She helps Christina to her feet, and responds.

You're ON!!! The only homophobe out here is YOU!!! And next week we're gonna shove it down you're sorry ass throat! So you go ahead and find someone STUPID enough to team up with you, because the story of the evening in Detroit is gonna be me and Christina KICKING YOU ASS.

And that laptop is $500 at BEST. But I guess a cheap woman like you WOULD by a cheap piece of crap like that anyways.

[sumya]

Sumya retreats back to Ashley

No problem pie-eating sisters! I actually found out someone suitable!!! Someone who doesn't go preaching prejudice and lesbian hate like you Asholey Diamond!!! So be it said, let my tag team partner enter!!!

Sumya then points at the stage as all the fans and Ashley stare to see the woman willing to be with one of the most hated Diamonds ever

[prank]

Just as Sumya finished those words... A very familiar theme song hits all over the P.A as.... PRANK!!! pops out, all the fans start booing and laughing at Sumya who just looks in shock towards the scene

heeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeey KiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiids!!!!

Sumya looks in shock towards Prank, who goes with her antics amusing only herself, Christina and Ashley can only find themselves laughing at Sumya's facial expression

SoooOOOoooo? I was hearing your conversation And I think it's ENOUGH!!! The kids don't have to listen that!!! Nobody wants to listen who bangs..... who has "sexual intercourse" with who! Y-y-y-ou commited an offensive action!!! The ones that are in the ring! you offended me and most importantly you shocked the kids!!! My Kids!!! But thankfully I will be able to fix it right here! Right noOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOOoooOOOOoooW!!!!

Prank takes out two sock puppets and starts playing with them annoying the fans a lot, Sumya looks embarassed. Ashley and Christina don't laugh so much, Prank could have one of her mood swings and everyone knows that bad things happen with that

Ok, this right puppet represents Mr. Sock and this other sock puppet represents Mr. Socket.... Hehehe, let's start they sit up in a cafe and start speaking.

Hey Mr. Socket

Hey Mr. Sock

I wanted to speak you about a theme that concerns

Am-m-m-merica...

Which one is it?

Da... Da... Da... Stin-king hommmmosezzuals!!!

the fans boo loudly towards Prank, she just suffers a mood swing and goes to the fans zone, she sees a security guard and takes out her sock...

And what must be done with those...... flabberstaggin homo-ze-xu-aaaals???

Choke them!

Prank using the sock he had removed, she sneaks from behind and uses the sock as a rope to choke the security guard!!!! She laughs maniacally as the guard (which is staged) falls on his feet not being able to breath, Prank then releases him and rises up with a psychothic stare on her face

Roach: Call the police! Call the police! Prank is a threat towards society

Berman: She's more a threat to security guards Roach, because Prank has been quite unsuccesful in her matches.

Roach: that's what makes her even more dangerous Berman, she doesn't even capitalize that she is in a wrestling ring!!! So far I got psychatrists from all countries mailing me Prank's synthomps and possible illnesses she could suffer: Schyzophrenia, Maniac-Depressive Disorder, Psychosis, Sociopathy, Hallucinations....

Berman: Why don't you cut it off, and just say that she's a loose cannon.

while the announcers were arguing Prank took out an Irish hat and put it on her head, and an accordion, she jumps into the announcers table, which scares Roach and Berman

Look at me kids!!! I am Michael Flatley without the Irish drunkness hehehe!!!

Prank starts doing Irish stepdance and playing Irish music with her accordion, which isn't bad, but the fans can't just stop booing Prank

No! No! No! Don't booo!!! Flabberstagers! Toomblofeeringlederings!!! What do I have to do???

fans chant: "Dissapear!" Prank then takes out a box of Lucky Charms out of her bag

Di-ss-a-PEAR!!! this is what Leprechauns do!! And I ain't a Leprechaun!!! Yet I have here something that will make me more Leprechaunish!!! He He!

Prank empties the box of cereals on Roach!!!! Then she also takes out a bottle of milk and empties it too on the announcer's booth!!!

Roach: NOOOOOO!!!! My suit ruined again!!!!

Prank going into a Leprechaunish evil laugh jumps from the announcers table and hides into the ring a la Hornswoggle then she pops out in the side where Ashley and Christina are

You two are homozzezzuals!!! you give bad exa-a-ample!!!

Prank then spots Sumya and climbs into the ring

You! aren't you the lady! the lady who posted this advert... That read "If you want to fight prejudice, ask for Sumya".. Aren't you Sumya? Maybe you can help me to find my lost sidekick... Right after I help you dealing with those prejudgal prejudicices... dEaL?

Prank extends her hand to a astonished Sumya, it seemed her little trick to find a good sidekick, doubts extending her hand, while Ashley and Christina can't hold up the laughter.

[sumya]

Sumya puts both of her hands in her head, seeing the one who answered her advert, she looks either scared or embarassed that one Diamond who doesn't even know that she is wrestling is the one who is her future tag team partner.. However Sumya, cocky than she is, keeps her self-confidence

Yep, that's it, I am Sumya Helena Mbani, better known as "Sumya The Opressed" I hope we can make a profit business meeting.

Sumya handshakes Prank's hand and when the handshake ends, Prank then looks with a vicious stare towards Ashley and Christina

You see this two Prank? They are evil.. Well Christina is half-evil, you know when you are 21, your head is dazzled and you do stupid things, in life, in friendship, BUT MOSTLY IN SEX!!!

The crowd booos a lot towards the homophobe Sumya, Christina stares at her with hate in her eyes.

But certainly she's young and innocent, in fact I dare to say that the most dreadful, appaling, monster, is the one standing besides her, yeah, that includes you Ashley Diamond!! So me and my new partner, are gonna beat you so bad, you will think twice before converting my friends... Why did you do that anyway? You were fearing that Christina stole Ryan Fierhart from you?

Whatever reasons impulsed you to make those evil actions are truly not justificable and they need to be harshly punished! Prank get this in mind Ashley is: Treacherous, jealous, manipulative and evil

Prank gets that in her disturbed mind and actually becomes convinced at what Sumya said

So on behalf of the kids' wellfare, me and Prank are gonna teach you losers, what happens when you portrait such negative ideals! Oh and Ash..... You still owe me 4.000 $ and that laptop wasn't cheap Ashy, I didn't stole it from your house!

Prank as always was oblivious and lost in doing juggles but she kept looking towards Ashley and Christina with weird psychotic eyes. Sumya looked happy, she managed to convince the deranged Prank in to do what she wants

[christina]

Christina finally recuperated of the hard shot, speaks. She has a huge swollen...

The only huge mistake I've done in my life Sumya, is trusting such a low-life like you! Come on, since you like telling everybody who I go to sleep with. Why don't I play the same game, you will ask, since you too have certain "embarassing" moments in TNB history.... But hey, let everyone in the locker room discover how much of a fraud you are, I won't be the one snitching Sumya, since I won't scoop as low as you!

Christina then goes face-to-face with Sumya... Sumya being the coward she is, she hopes Prank helps her... unfortunately for her Prank is distraught in her own world

Your first TNB women's title defense? What happened in that match with your Capoeira belt? Oh wait my favourite, your whinings... You see Sumya you are covered in shit too!

Christina then pokes Sumya in her chest, and Sumya does a "you didn't just touched me didn't you?" face. Christina then does an innocent smirk

Oh I forgot, the women like ME, disgust you Sumya. And I think you are right, maybe most of the fans will remember me more for being lesbian than for my accomplishments. But you forgot something Sumy, they will remember me!!!

the fans cheer as Christina points at Ashley

She destroyed the footage you had there, no matter if she did it on my head, she still destroyed it!!! And Sumya, I don't know what's holding me back of hurting you right here, right now. Probably it's because you would whine than the "lesbian white woman" has beaten a "poor black woman" I want to save the fans the headache bitch! Also why do I have to attack you know when I have a match where you will be all mine!?

Sumya gulps as Prank capitalizes on that, however Christina points at her

And you.. SHUT UP!!!!

Prank looks shocked, so far nobody told her Shut up, so coldly, the fans cheer for Christina. She's overcoming her foes. And teaming with a former one, to take on a bigger enemy.