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Post by kimmy on Jul 7, 2008 19:27:24 GMT -5
***The Sapphire Championship raised high above her head in one hand, the other hand holding up Hayley's. There was a reason that they said that they were the best team on the block. Defeating an incredibly challenging team like the Heartbreakers two times in a row was one of those reasons. She slid out of the ring, belt on her shoulder and Hayley close behind. Arriving in a short while to the backstage locker room, smiling.***
Hay, we may not be untouchable, but right now we are the best team out there and this damn well proves it....doesn't it ??
Then again, it's best to not let our heads swell, because when you do you let your guard down....right ??
***She smirked, awaiting Hayley's usually quick and witty response***
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Post by "The HellCat" Hayley Jonas on Jul 7, 2008 19:41:23 GMT -5
Hayley had set her championship belt down beside her and pulled off her bandana before sitting down. At least for the present moment they could relax. There's a lot of tension for champion when it's your first defense because you actually want it to be a defense and not a defeat. They had gotten over that hump now, so Hayley was feeling a little relieved now.
Maybe you should practice what you preach Kim. You were getting a little overconfident in that promo before the match. I'm not one to be too modest, but acting like you can't lose is a surefire way to suicide when you do.
For someone who knows that, you didn't show it too much.
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Post by MG on Jul 7, 2008 20:12:36 GMT -5
MG kicks the door open scaring everybody in the room! He comes in playing a air gutiar with TNN and about ten girls come in cheering for MG. Brian walks in and sits down on the bench with not a smile on his face. TNN sprayed champain all over the place and when they pop the corks. MG had a bottle of Alaze to himself and took a big swing of it and gluped it down. He hopped on the bench next to Kim and Haley and started to recited Purple Haze by Jim Hindrex.
Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just dont seem the same
Actin funny, but I dont know why
scuse me while I kiss the sky
Purple haze all around
Dont know if Im comin up or down
Am I happy or in misery?
What ever it is, that girl put a spell on me
Help me
Help me
Oh, no, no
He played the air gutiar again grabed his "Purple Haze" and took a big puff out of it and blows it in the sky.
Hammerin
Talkin bout heart n...s-soul
Im talkin about hard stuff
If everbodys still around, fluff and ease, if
So far out my mind
Somethings happening, somethings happening
Ooo, ahhh
Ooo, ahhh,
Ooo, ahhh
Ooo, ahhh, yeah!
Purple haze all in my eyes, uhh
Dont know if its day or night
You got me blowin, blowin my mind
Is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?
MG takes another swing at the Alaze and then pours it all on this girl that was dancing.
Alright all ya'll lovers get out I got double SS to prepare for.
He passes the Purple Haze back to his homies. He looks at the camera.
That was not real weed ladies and gents. *He looks at Kim* Whats pop'n sexy.
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Post by kimmy on Jul 7, 2008 20:31:43 GMT -5
You pop'n outta Hayley and mine's locker room boyo before I gotta start throwin fists, and you don't really want that to happen do you....I don't really wanna fight, and I'm sure Hayley don't either but we don't need you messin us all up.....
Besides, c'mon it'd never work out and I'm already otherwise occupied with somebody.....sorry bro.....
***She turned back to Hayley***
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Post by "The HellCat" Hayley Jonas on Jul 7, 2008 20:57:52 GMT -5
I would ask if you were on something, but that would be a trick question. Who hell do you think you are busting through someone's freaking door you studio gangster!?
Unlike her partner and longtime friend, Hayley was not going to be as diplomatic.
If you don't get these scuzzy little hip-hop hoochies out of my sight I'm gonna tear one of their arms off and beat you with the wet end!
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Post by kimmy on Jul 7, 2008 21:11:31 GMT -5
***Kim couldn't handle this controlling her temper anymore like she'd been doing over the past several weeks.***
We'll do more than just that.....I'll "accidently" light whatever liquid those girls are drenched in on fire, and you too boy.......you know why, cuz you need to learn how ta behave, around ladies like us, that kinda behaviour just isn't gonna cut it. The whole gangsta act isn't either......
Are we clear ??......
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Post by "The HellCat" Hayley Jonas on Jul 7, 2008 21:30:56 GMT -5
Pffft, you call that gangsta? I KNOW gangsta, and it sure as hell isn't running around with a bunch of floosies, sipping on Alize like you're in some wack-ass hip-hop video.
Thugs scrap for what's theirs and what they want to be theirs. Thugs live a raw, unglamourous life. Thugs don't live in the life of luxury because they don't know how long their lives are gonna keep going!
I always knew that you were just another wanna-be hood. Like this business hasn't had enough of them already. Most of those wanksters never did or said anything important to the biz, just their own fragile egos. Sound FAMILIAr?
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Post by kimmy on Jul 7, 2008 21:39:28 GMT -5
***Kim laughed***
OHH that hit a sore spot......
The only thing worse than this man would you gettin wailed on by us, but I heard from a source that you get your jollies from letting girls beat you up. Don't you MG.....that's pathetic man, pathetic.........that you get your jollies if Hayley and I decided to whoop your ass.
Pfft.....
***She smirked***
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Post by luchas on Jul 8, 2008 7:06:20 GMT -5
So you vosotras think that you are el best tag team en XWA right now?
From who was this very Mexican sounding voice? Only from the two members of XWA who are actually Mexican... Los Luchásticos. Señor Dinamita and El Bombástico appear right behind The Diamond Devils, they look slim and better, they also have some scar on their stomachs, but they look like they are ready to go. They are back!
Being the gentlemen they are they start clapping for The Diamond Devils as Bombástico speaks
That's it señoritas, we are back, we are 100% recuperados of our terrible injury. And we were enjoying a little paseo in the backstage and we heard you two.
Si, we heard you two about proclaiming to be el mejor tag team in XWA. Well maybe ustedes lo son, but we want to check out.
Give us a few combates, and then if you chicas have nothing else to do, we can have un combate Intergender, para ver, who really is el best tag team of XWA
And congratulaciones for retaining los championships
Los Luchasticos offer a handshake, then they take a look at MG
Great song.
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Post by MG on Jul 8, 2008 7:10:15 GMT -5
MG starts laughing like a mad man.
Your an idiot because you don't know what hood is. You haven't been in my life until I came here you call me fake. Your a fake ass punk chicks. Just because you got tattoos and shit doesn't mean your punk. It just means your following a trend. Kim shut you misareable ass up before I tell Sumya to lay you out again. Oh yeah let get back on Hell Cat. Just because you call yourself fucking a black guy doesn't mean that you know what hood is. The last time I check it was "THE" locker room not yours.
MG leaves out
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Post by "The HellCat" Hayley Jonas on Jul 8, 2008 15:38:01 GMT -5
Maybe you didn't see the name on the door, ya bullheaded moron!? Since when do WOMEN dress in the same locker as MEN!? And don't you even THINK about judging me you worthless pile of New Jersey shit, I've got more hood in my back pocket than you've got in your whole body.
I know EXACTLY where you come from because bitches like you all have the same damn story, and then use it like it's supposed to get you some kind of sympathy or credibility. Then you turn around and go all "bling bling", and that's supposed to make you look tough or impressive? Maybe to some shameless piece of trim who's only after your money or your "boys" who're after the same damn thing, but to everyone else around here it's a fucking joke!
Some people don't have the "option" to live lavishly. Some people fight for what they have and cherish what they earn, not go parading around like some fucking village idiot. You talk about my man? At least he's a self-respecting role model for his people. You? Your ass sets black people back like 20 years!
Come back around when you've got some freakin' culture!
UGH!!!
That was a mouthful wasn't it?
Alright, now what's going on here? Luchasticos...long time no see. Now lemme get this straight, you come back and you want to wrestle us in an intergender match? I don't know, maybe you didn't get the memo cuz you were gone, but nowadays the guys wrestle the guys and the girls wrestle the girls, so you should be focusing on something aside from us.
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Post by luchas on Jul 8, 2008 16:02:39 GMT -5
Los Luchásticos are amazed at Hayley's characterYou are right señorita, a dia de hoy all kids in Méjico are just pendejos who want to dance reggaeton and show off their "blingo blingo" Sí me and Dinamita here before being Luchadores, we had to knock down peaches from los árboles for a living. Tuvimos a hard life, but we somos Luchásticos right now.And we sabemos that you chicas are in Gilter in Gl.. Both luchas have a hard time to pronounce "Glitter"Bueno you understand chicas. But we were talking about un exhibition match, you saber, nothing compromising, just exhibition. But chicas we must get back in track, tenemos mucha lucha por delante, maybe en un PPV we could tener this match, we respect you two, and we don't underestimar both of you, because you ser chicas.Sí. And antes de MG's appearance we offering a handshake an apretón de manos  Los Luchas rise their hands again offering a handshake.
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Post by bruza on Jul 8, 2008 16:27:05 GMT -5
Well, well, well.
A shadow is cast over the doorway, as the 7 foot "Twin Terrors" make an appearance.
Lookie what we have here, Nic? It's our favorite Mexican whoopin' boys, Los Luchasticos. Been a long time, fellas. In fact, the last time we all got together like this, you pair of PIPSQUEAKS actually managed to beat us at Xgames. But we all know what happened after that, don't we? You two idiots went on and got laid up. And we've gotta thank you fer' that.
Cuz' we only went on and took back the belts we never shoulda' lost in the 1st place. You to jackasses beatin' us was a FLUKE. It makes me friggin' puke the idea that we did lose to you clowns. A fact we plan on provin' without a shadow of a doubt.
I hope you boys are real well rested. I hope you used yer time off wisely. 'Cuz your 1st match back in XWA? It's gonna be against US...at OVERLOAD. Yea, we're callin' you two punks out. Cuz we've got a score ta' settle that's about 9 months over-damn due.
Ric turns his next comment to Hayley and Kim.
And you two? Ya' might wanna watch Overload real closely. We'll show ya' just how a REAL team does it. XWA's best Tag Team? Yer LOOKIN' AT IT. Best thing that ever happened to you two was Glitter. Cuz me and my bro here were just achin' to reeeeeeeeeeeeally bad things to you ladies if you even though about gettin' in the ring with us. So enjoy the Sapphire Titles. And thank the lord that you never had ta' face what the Mucha Lucha Brothers are gonna have comin' ta' them at Overload.
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Post by luchas on Jul 8, 2008 17:15:51 GMT -5
Los Luchásticos turn their back to see those hairy twins as they bring a smile to their Mexican facesPues better get a bucket pendejo, because you are gonna puke a lot.Fluke? Adivino que a alguien le itches our victory. Nosotros, We are los only people that defeated you not uno sino dos times to get the belts. Pendejos, don't you ever forget thatGive us a few time, to get back in shape, and then we'll kick your ugly fat culos once again, so all XWA can see that el mejor tag team tiene Raza y sangre mexicana.Bank on eso, pendejos. No matter how much pelo fregona you let grow, we are the best en el business.Both Luchas turn their back on the Bruzas as they try to shake hands for a third time
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Post by "The HellCat" Hayley Jonas on Jul 8, 2008 17:23:46 GMT -5
Pfft...ha! Ric, Nic...or is it Nic & Ric? Anyway...the conception of these titles here, was a courtesy to guys like you, so that you didn't get your fragile little egos scarred when us girls showed how to take care of business. You should be thanking your lucky stars you didn't have to get a piece of the Devils, because trust me boys...I speak for Kimmy here when I say the bigger they are the harder we hit them, and that's not something you'd want happnin' to you.
Speaking of which...you know there'd be a pretty good argument as to who is the best team between you and our Mexican friends,. You can run around like your the irresistible force and the immovable object all that you want, the fact of the matter is that Kim and I, we've got nothing to prove...you on the other hand do, so I'd suggest not worrying about talking the talk, but rather walking the walk.
Hayley then shakes Dinamita's hand.
Knock 'em dead tiger. 
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