All that glitters (Open Battle Royal)

[paige]

Following a previous segment, Paige Phillups stands deand center in the ring. With a mic in hand, she's poised to lay out a different kind of challenge.

Tonight, I'm not gonna nickel and dime anything. I'm looking to get into action in XWA. My one and only match so far was in a battle royal that I filled in at the last moment. I didn't pretty good, if you call being the 2nd gal eliminated good. But that was months ago. This is XWA Glitter, and it's high time I started shining around these parts. So what I'm looking for tonight is four women. I don't care who you are, or how high and mighty you think you are. Tonight, we're gonna have us a nice lil' Battle Royal. Think of it as a miniature "Braggin' Rights" with chicks. So if you want it ladies, COME'N GET IT!

With a grin from ear to ear, Paige awaits her challengers.

[sayuri]

Just moments later, Sayuri would step forth to be the 1st to answer the call. She joins Paige in the ring, calling for a mic of her own.

The last time I was in a match like this, I ended up juuuuuuuust coming up short. But what can I say, I'm a sucker for good competition. And I think that's whats going to come of this match. So you can count me in.

The fans cheer as Sayuri let's it be known she was all in.

[holly]

Suddenly, Holly's theme hits the PA, and a roar of boos pour out from the fans...

Rose: Not popular here, is she?

Black: I don't think Holly would be popular in a feminist camp. But I doubt she even gives a damn.

After making her way to the ring, Holly stares down her two opponents. Both a pair of women she knew all to well about...

I WAS going to sit on my ass and slam back a few backstage, but then little "Pretty" Paige comes out here layin' out challenges, and then the Girl Scout decides to jump on in. And trust me, if there's one thing I would love to do more tonight then drink and blech some...

*BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP* 'Scuse me...

...it's kick the two of your pretty, pink asses. Why? Cuz I can, THAT'S why.

[sayuri]

It seemed that Sayuri couldn't rid herself of Holly no matter what she tried...

You know, Holly. Disgusting is to nice a word to describe you. You have to be the most repugnant woman on Earth, and that's saying a lot. I think I'm actually going to take some sick pleasure in kicking your face in some more like last time.

[paige]

Paige takes a step back to watch the fireworks fly like everyone else.

[holly]

Repugnant? REPUGNANT!!!


The hell does that mean?

Holly scratches her head and shrugs...

Whatever it means, I bet it was something slick. I know your type. You use your big, fancy ass school words to put down people. Ain't it just like a JAP to think she's all high and mighty.

The sparks were already starting to fly.

[sayuri]

A Jap? You're kidding, right? So it's come down to racist name calling now? Tell me Holly. Is it really that bad the fact that you can't beat me? Does it really anger you that much that you would make an even bigger ASS of yourself then usual? Or does it really comes as 2nd nature to you?

[paige]

Meanwhile, Paige's head was going like she was watching Roger Federer Vs. Raphael Nadal at the French Open as the verbal game of Tennis continued.

[holly]

Holly replies as we all know only she can do...

At least I HAVE an ass. But THUNDER THIGHS here has enough ass to feed the needed. *Heh Heh Heh*

[paige]

Paige throws in a quick quip...

Don't be mad at me that I was blessed with a bangin' bod, where you were cursed with the body of a 12 year old. Maybe if you laid off the booze you'd fill out a little more. Just an idea.

[chet]

And soon we see movement behind the curtains, as a very familiar voice is heard

No! I don't want to go there! Why do you want to throw me to the wolves?!

Then why did you became a wrestler?

I couldn't choose!

Neither can I... So move!

Tubthumping by Chumbawamba is heard in the stadium as Kristin Hager is pushed through the curtains, the fans welcome Kristin with cheers, Kristin looks concerned as she walks down the ramp and shakes hands with fans, she is then given a mic and adresses everyone

Hello everyone in... in... The most awesome city of the world

cheers

Well I guess that's a good start, you see Paisley I've been somewhat literally pushed here into this match. Sooo I guess I should try my best, and try to get the second victory of my career, but it won't be easy I have as an opponent the mighty Sayuri, and this girl I don't know why she is so angry about... But I am not angry I am anxious... Because this could be the 30-something ass kicking of my career or could be my 2 victory, I know I am an underdog... But so was James "Buster" Douglas, and he gave the big meanie Mikey his first taste of defeat... So maybe I'll be able to pull the upset

gosh who am I pretending to fool? Just try not to get very hurt Kris...

Kristin sighs as she pats herself on the back, she lowers the mic waiting for opponents or anything else

[li]

Just then, the entrance theme of an unlikely challenge plays. It was XWA Manager Leani Li...

Rose: Hold the phone, don't tell me she's throwing her name into this?

Black: I don't see any other reason why she would be coming out here.

Leani sashays down to the ring and joins the other women. She beckons for a mic, then turns her attention to the others.

Allow me to break up this OOOOOOOOOOOOOH so fun conversation. But I think something needs to be put into perspective. And that is that neither of you even come CLOSE to me. I mean, just look at me. I'm the best built female in XWA, hands down. And I don't even wrestle. Or so you THINK.

She grins...

You see ladies, before I decided to manage Tommy Tryton to the top, and I have, I was an in ring competitor. And I think it's about time I show the Diamond Division whose the pinnacle of perfection in this ring. And that of course would be me. So consider yourselves lucky you get to see Leani Li in action. And I promise you all that it'll be a performance you never, EVER...forget.

[paige]

Paige raises an eyebrow to the latest two women to join the fray.

Now it's a party, alright. But sorry to burst your bubble, Leani. the best built body in XWA I doubt has plastic and silicone in it. Sorry, hun.

Paige gives her a wink.

As for you Kristin. Sorry to break it to you, but you're walking into the blast zone tonight. I wouldn't be expecting another "Marx" happening tonight. But power to you for stepping up. But I don't plan on losing to ANYONE tonight.

[bi]

You can "Plan" not to lose all you want. But plans so rarely go the way you intend them to go...

The final woman to emerge was Bianca Dianaco.

I'll keep this simple. I'm none to pleased tonight. And I plan on getting a little stress off. And you five just so happen to be the unfortunate women caught in the crossfire. So let's see what we have here. We have a female who's lived in the shadows of her "best friend", we have a female who's had a nice run of luck, but nothing to write home about, we have the neighborhood hooligan, we have the career failure, and then we have the Score Model. Mines are real by the way...

She grins.

...and then we have me. *Hmmmph* I do believe I like my chances tonight. But much rather then stand here and waste time, I'm going to let my fists do my talking for me. Ciao, ladies.

And just like that, Bianca was gone to prepare for battle.

[holly]

Looks like we have us a match, ladies. And looks like I've got some drinkin' to do. Five beers for five TRAMPS about to get their skulls flown tonight. As a matter of fact, I'll make it a double for you, Sayuri. PEACE, BITCHES!!!

Holly drops down and rolls out of the ring. She starts back up the walkway backstage.