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Post by Μyster Controversy™ on Jun 9, 2008 6:08:23 GMT -5
Ahhhh. You know Mike. Thats not such a bad idea afterall...
I'll be right back you guys.Brandon gets up from the table and exits the bar.*15 minutes later*Brandon walks back into the bar. Carrying a stack of books ??  Well, I went down the block to a local bookstore. i was amazed the place was still open. But anyhow, seeing as our lil' friend Gage York butchered the English language. I got you something Gage that might help you. Well, a few things actually... You can thank me later.
First off, as Michael suggested: Yep. good ol' hooked on phonics. This should help ya out. I hope you don't mind the advanced edition. The store was out of the retard edition (laughs).
And if that doesn't help ya: There, maybe now you can speak perfect English like everybody else  .
Also, about that alcohol problem you have..
 Yeah... once you have mastered the English Language and know how to read. Then you can move on to solving your drinking problem. I'm doing this for your own good... really... I am. Besides, I'd really hate to kick your ass right now. Be thankful I'm being nice for a change. Normally, when somebody decides to be a jerk like you. I'd knock your fuckin' lights out !
And finally.. I KNOW you will need this one. I can see in it your eyes kid. Your getting really pissed off right now aren't you ? Well... in that case:
 BOO YA !!!
Anger Management for Dummies. If anything York. If you can't master the English language or solve your drinking problems. At the very least. You can solve those anger issues. See, all the words in here are only 2-3 letters each. This is your type of material.
You don't owe me any money out of this or anything like that. Here, take all four of this books. Read, Learn, & Apply.... or may god have mercy on your soul.
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Post by Kyle Kancer on Jun 9, 2008 10:50:17 GMT -5
Shireman didn't like this one bit. Alcohol does that to you; it inflates your ego. He got it in his head that Payne's actions were nothing but disrespect.....and damn if he was going to let it pass right on by. He sets the stack of books down on the bar, looks at Payne, then Xavier, then back once more.
He grabs up the Hooked On Phonics kit, and glares at Michael. Xavier prepares to be hit, when suddenly Greg turns around, raising the object and bringing it down toward Payne's head....
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Post by Μyster Controversy™ on Jun 10, 2008 6:04:42 GMT -5
*with permission*Brandon expected what was about to happen ahead of time. He saw Gage coming at him with the book. He grabs the book before Gage was able to hit him with it. They struggled for a moment before BP was able to overpower York. From there, BP tossed the book aside and hit York across the chin with a furious right hook. He then tossed him up against the wall and drilled him with a few more shots to the head & body.
Afterwards, Payne grabs York by the head and tosses his ass out of the bar. You could here a loud thud as York's body crashed against the hard concrete sidewalk outside. Then, BP grabbed all the books and tossed them at York. One right after the other. Yelling out to him:
YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG GUY.... YOU DUMB, DRUNK SON OF A BITCH !!!
BETTER HOPE WE DON'T MEET AGAIN... NEXT TIME, I'LL KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER !!!
Brandon then slams the door. The bartender walks up with one of the bouncers.Sir, next time. Can you take this matter outside ? I don't want there to be anymore disturbances by you, or anyone else in this bar. Do you undestand ?
Brandon, glances over at the guy standing behind the bartender. He was huge. Could probably kill him in one punch if he wanted to. Brandon wasn't afraid of him however. Sure, the big guy could (and probably would) hurt him pretty badly. But, not without BP putting up a fight first.Crystal clear my friend... I was cleaning out the trash for ya. Maybe next time your friend over there could step in and do his job for once. That way, people like me wouldn't have to get into any kind of crazy shit with the local idiots around here.Well... just make sure that it doesn't happen again next time. Or I'll have 'Brick' over here take care of the problem.Brick... as in Brick Wall ?Yes sir.Well... that about fits him. He certainly has the personality of a brick wall as well.  Brandon, seeing that he has angered the bouncer named 'Brick'. Keeps his cool and walks away back to his table where he and Michael were sitting at. |
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Post by xflame on Jun 11, 2008 14:41:01 GMT -5
Michael gets up from his chair, walks over to the door opens it and shouts.
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUGG OUT! [/b][/size] Michael closes the door and goes back to his seat.So, where were we?[/b][/center] |
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Post by Μyster Controversy™ on Jun 11, 2008 23:18:05 GMT -5
Well, before that fuck nut came over here. We was just talking about the wrestling business. How the other guys can't 'cut the mustard' sometimes. |
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Post by xflame on Jun 16, 2008 3:53:28 GMT -5
Yea, some just don't get the hint that they don't belong in this business. Unfortunately, we and the people that pay to see us, have to put up with them. But, we get the fun of humiliating them until they leave. Of course some just don't get it at all. [/b][/center] |
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Post by Μyster Controversy™ on Jun 16, 2008 4:23:21 GMT -5
You got that right. Or if they can't take the hint. Beat it out of them...
*Refrencing to his most recent confrontation with York*.About that party the other night.. the one we was at over at Keith's place. I barely remember much from it. Too busy getting shit faced  .
However, I do remember MG getting his ass kicked... that was some good stuff. And by a woman none the less. I think everybody had it out for him that night.
What a pain in the ass he is...
Also, another thing. Did you see the crowd's reaction when I announced that you and Sylas were my partners for Soul Survivor ? I thought everyone was going to have a heart attack (laughs).
Needless to say dude. We've got the best team on this roster...PERIOD ! You can't get any better having BP, Mike Xavier, and Sylas Styles co-existing as one dominant tag team to be reckoned with. |
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Post by xflame on Jun 16, 2008 4:43:52 GMT -5
I swear, MG is one of those comedic types thats around purely for the entertainment of others. And is it me, or did MG start crying after he got socked in the face by Rachel? And he wonders why we call him a gangster wanna be.
And yea, I saw the reactions of everyone's face. They definitely weren't expecting us three to team up. Yea, I may not be very lucky in getting singles wins. But in tag matches, watch my skill come out. I know how to abuse a tag situation like no ones business. I guarantee you someone is going to underestimate me. And when they do, BAM! I'll hit em with a 3rd degree burn. It may not take them out right away, but it'll play a large role in them not surviving the match. [/b][/center] |
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Post by Μyster Controversy™ on Jun 16, 2008 5:20:43 GMT -5
Yep. MG is only here for mine, and everyone else's amusement. I don't know how that guy is alive today. Because somebody is bound to kill him eventually. Who knows, maybe if he keeps it up. That day will happen sooner then later. Look up the word moron in the dictionary. And you'll see his picture right across from it.
Yeah.. I think we stand a very good chance of winning this Soul Survivor tourney. The three of us combined. There is no way we can be stopped. Were the most experienced of all the teams competing. Not only that, we have all the talent and skills in the world to accommodate for any 'weaknesses' we have. Or lack there of rather. Because I can't think of one weakness really (laughs). |
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Post by blayze on Jun 16, 2008 5:34:35 GMT -5
Lauren looking kind of lost walks into the bar, she sees a familiar face instantly. You never forget a man like that, though he was looking a little rougher from the last time that she saw him. Maybe he had changed in order to survive New York who knows, now the million dollar question
Do I go over and talk to him
"Meh, Fuck it, I have nothing to lose by going over to him"
Lauren walks through the bar, looking around at the place to soak in some of the atomosphere. So getting to BP she clears her throat and taps the big guy on the shoulder, though compared to Lauren most guys were big.
"Brandon?"
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Post by Μyster Controversy™ on Jun 16, 2008 6:06:00 GMT -5
...Lauren ? *A puzzled look came across Payne's face*Gosh, what are you doing here ? (laughs) Its so good to see you again. How have you been ?
Are you here in New York on a vacation or.... are you here in XWA ?
*It was nice seeing Lauren again. True, the two never really spoke much before. But, he knew Lauren very well through Logan Steel. A person whom BP got to know very well. She looked amazing as ever*. |
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Post by blayze on Jun 16, 2008 6:17:35 GMT -5
He remembered me
Lauren was a little surprised that Brandon had remembered her, she only recalled knowing him as an professional aquaintence. However a friendly face was what she needed at this point
He had an alliance with Logan... That could be bad if Logan told him any details
"I am here to work, and around here XWA seems like the best place to work"
Lauren looks at BP, he did look well, maybe he needed to shave and groom himself a little better, but none-the-less he looked in great shape
"I must say that you are certainly looking well" |
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Post by Μyster Controversy™ on Jun 16, 2008 6:26:06 GMT -5
Thank you ma'am. You look very beautiful yourself.
I heard about you through... your now 'ex husband' Logan Steel. Don't worry though. Anything that happened between you guys is only between you two. He talked about you very little to me. Unfortunatly... he didn't have very nice things to say about you.
But no matter... I hold no grudges towards you or anyone else. I base people on how they interact with me, and not how they get along with others. Some people just hit it off better then some.
So, you mention your in XWA now. Sounds cool. Can I buy you a drink or something ?
Also, how is your baby ?
*Brandon then looks over at Michael Xavier*Oh (laughs). Where are my manners. Lauren, I'd like to introduce you to a good friend of mine, Michael Xavier. Mike, this is Lauren Blayze. She's an old acquaintance from another organization. |
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Post by blayze on Jun 16, 2008 7:22:20 GMT -5
Lauren smiles at BP, as the compliment was well received. Lauren looks over to Michael, he was kind of cute in that ruggish 'Wolverine' way Lauren sends a smile in his direction too. BP's statement made her feel more at ease, last thing she needed was somebody judging her on Logan's words whose were biased to put it mildly
"Thanks, Brandon"
Lauren then thinks about answering the baby question, it was kind of a sore issue with her. As she had just handed her over to Logan and though Lauren knew it was for the best, something inside about it just didn't feel good
"Michaela is erm, with her father? Not the best of people, but he can provide a better future for her."
It was obvious that Lauren didn't whole heartedly agree with what she had just said and the nervous smile didn't do much to help that |
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Post by Μyster Controversy™ on Jun 17, 2008 6:00:52 GMT -5
Well... thats good to hear then. As long Michaela is in good hands. Thats all that really matters. Though, I am a little concerned about Logan's own well being. I know that mentally he was on the 'unstable' side. I just question whether or not Michaela is really in good hands or not ? Couldn't she have stayed with someone else ? |
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