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Post by saint on Jun 30, 2007 23:05:11 GMT -5
All during the PPV, Nathan had been sitting backstage in his locker room watching the XWA superstars perform. Some of them impressed him, some made him just want to puke. He didn't spot many familiar faces. There was Amber Gianni, who he hated. Jon Payne, who he hated. Kim Hunter, who he was pretty much neutral with. Hayley Jonas...who he hated. Ryan Blaze..Zlabe, who he was neutral with. King, Cabal, and Hollywood, who he hated. That was pretty much it, and it didn't look good for him. The only people he knew here were far from being allies. It looked as if his career here was going to be far from a friendly one. There was only one thing to do at a time like this, and that was to meet the other superstars. Find new allies. Whatever.
After the PPV was finished, he got up from the bench in his locker room, and exited the small room. He was dressed in his street clothes. A Behemoth t-shirt. He sure as hell didn't look like a guy who loves black metal. He also had regular ass blue jeans, and a pair of Dock Martins on. Nathan looked left and right in the hallway to see if anyone was aimlessly wandering around. There was no one...yet. Nathan shrugged, and began to walk down the hall way. He was bound to meet up with someone...
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Post by Jon Payne on Jul 1, 2007 19:35:48 GMT -5
Well look what we have here! Team Straightedge just got a big one more member! I think that's gotta be some kind of record. I heard that you were coming around Saint, looks like the rumors are true.
How's it going?
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Post by saint on Jul 1, 2007 20:18:16 GMT -5
Jon Freakin' Payne....The ego train is coming my way...I guess my luck ran short when I thought I wouldn't run into you. But I guess it was inevitable. Team Straightedge? Hah. I'd rather not join a group of egomaniacs that are up their asses in how great they are. Being a straight edge is a lifestyle.. There's nothing to fucking brag about...
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Post by Jon Payne on Jul 1, 2007 20:26:03 GMT -5
Nate, Nate, Nate...you really need to lighten up some, you know? No need to act like a douchebag 24/7, man...there's got to me a moment in the day where you actually LIKE somebody, there has to be!
Or...does the all day bad attitude keep you on your toes for when you actually have to wrestle? There's gotta be a better way to train, my friend.
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Post by punch on Jul 1, 2007 20:26:06 GMT -5
His least favorite two words burned his ears like rubbing alcohol.
STRAIGHT EDGE!
Jonny Punch burst out from behind a near by door, but far enough that he wasn't seen by Payne or Saint. He starts grumbling to himself.
ANOTHER ONE!!! SWEET JESUS it's an EPIDEMIC!!! there's FIVE of them now!!! As god as my witness I'm gonna see everyone one of the beaten to a pulp and force fed a damn Molson. No, Sam Adams. NO...JACK DANIELS!!! Yea. That's it. Time fo' sum action. [/size] Jonny begins his approach towards the other two men.[/center] |
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Post by manup on Jul 1, 2007 20:33:35 GMT -5
Punch is cut off by his last opponent, Mr. Jayson Jones. He stops him in his tracks.
Well well well, look what we have here. Jonny "I got served some" Punch. 'Da hell you think you tryin' ta' do?
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Post by punch on Jul 1, 2007 20:47:02 GMT -5
Jonny tries his best to ease past Jones, but he wasn't moving.
OUTTA THE WAY JONES!!! One of those two asshats over there is Straight Edge. I must KILL!!! KILL!!!
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Post by manup on Jul 1, 2007 20:52:44 GMT -5
Jay-J looks over in the direction Punch was heading to see Jon Payne and Nathan Saint having words. He turns back to Jonny and replies.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet, Jon Payne aint Straight Edge, He's Irish. Mawfucka' dring' like a damn fish. I've seen it with my own two eyes. You must mean that other cat. What's ya' bag with Straight Edge dudes, Anyway? I been paying attention to what you've been up to. First Thrush, Then Kris Cade, now homeboy over there. Whas' tha' deal?
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Post by Jon Payne on Jul 1, 2007 20:56:16 GMT -5
That Punch guys is a little batty, isn't he?
Jon points in Nathan's direction.
It's him! Guilty as charged. Man, I feel the love in this room...I really do. 
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Post by manup on Jul 1, 2007 21:07:08 GMT -5
Jay-J shakes his head and Jon's antics, as usual.
Damn, Jon. How you gonna shout the brutha out like that. [/font]
He can't help but chuckle at what possible reaction the always animated Jonny Punch may have.
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Post by punch on Jul 1, 2007 21:16:33 GMT -5
Pointing at Saint, Jonny answers Jay-y's question in earnest. What do I have against Straight Edge people? What's NOT to have against them!!! This country of ours was built on sex, drugs, boos and rock and roll!!! How the hell can you have any without the other? He dares to wear a Behemoth shirt? His pansy ass should be wearing a 98 Degrees shirt!!! Straight Edge is the DEVIL!!! It's unamerican!!! He's a COMMUNIST!!! A COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUNIST!!! They all are, Dammit! And I wont rest until I kick every single one of there none beer drinking asses. Just look at him!!! He even looks "off". Imagine a world without BEER, or wine, or *gasp* HASH!!! That's what they'd see happen if we leave them unchecked! And I'm out to thin the heard!Jonny continues to shake his finger at Saint disapprovingly. |
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Post by manup on Jul 1, 2007 21:18:58 GMT -5
Jay-J leans over and whispers in Jon's ear...
Wow. This guy is outta his ever lovin' mind. Reminds me of Booger on Crack...[/i][/size][/color]
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Post by saint on Jul 2, 2007 9:55:53 GMT -5
Saint just snickers and shakes his head at !!!Punch!!!.
Is it a requirement for you to act like a complete idiot around people who decide to live differently than you? Ugh. People like you make me wish rape happened more often. Preferably to you. Ya stupid ass douche..You know what you could be doing better with your time than annoying me? Fix that stupid ass hair of yours. You look like a Hawaiian Hooker.
He then turns to Jay-J.
You seem like a respectable man...
Back to Payne.
There's moments when I like people....just ones not like YOU. You and your stupid ass catch phrase. Let me ask you something, does that make you feel like your the baddest fucker around when you say "Jon Freakin' Payne"? Coming from someone who's watched your promos, it makes you look like an idiot...
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Post by Jon Payne on Jul 2, 2007 10:31:01 GMT -5
Payne puts a finger to his chin...
Wow. That's a startling revelation there. I mean, you really opened up my eyes, Saint. Let's see, do I listen to the thousands of millions of fans who are the ones who pay our bills...or do I listen to one bitter man who probably hasn't gotten laid since his past life. You know, I think I'll go with the majority there.
And I don't need to feel like I'm a bad mofo, Nate...the world pretty knows that I am in my own special way. Look at tonight, in a Steel Cage I felled a giant that would probably eat you alive, then spit you out cuz he doesn't like how you taste. Being sXe and all, some people don't take too well to "organinc" food, heh heh.
Anyway, the point is that I'm a proven winner, Saint...so I can be whatever I want to be. That's what happens when you stick around and make a name for yourself, friend. You should try it sometime...might actually bring a smile to that mug of yours.
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Post by saint on Jul 2, 2007 10:45:47 GMT -5
Uh Oh, big bad Payne is trying his hand at comebacks! Funny. Lets see here Payne...you own a club, you have your fair share of women..you've got a good amount of wins under your belt...you astonish the fans..But I still have trouble even TRYING to respect a piece of shit like you. You've got your ego up your ass, and around again. It makes me sick seeing you flaunt around in the ring as the fans scream your stupid name. Along with that, you steal the glory the some of the less popular stars could have.
Fuck you Payne. DO us all a favor and get the fuck off of your fucking high horse for a god damn minute.
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This country of ours was built on sex, drugs, boos and rock and roll!!! How the hell can you have any without the other? He dares to wear a Behemoth shirt? His pansy ass should be wearing a 98 Degrees shirt!!! Straight Edge is the DEVIL!!! It's unamerican!!! He's a COMMUNIST!!! A COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUNIST!!! They all are, Dammit! And I wont rest until I kick every single one of there none beer drinking asses. Just look at him!!! He even looks "off". Imagine a world without BEER, or wine, or *gasp* HASH!!! That's what they'd see happen if we leave them unchecked! And I'm out to thin the heard!