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Post by sumya on Feb 26, 2008 20:40:14 GMT -5
What would be a XWA show without Sumya? A bad show that's for sure, but thankfully Sumya's theme hit across the stadium and nobody but Miss Lights Out came out carrying an envelope and being very happy, she demanded that Fabiola came to her with a mic
Fab I am so happy tonight, that I won't even stop to insult this New Jersey morons who bought a ticket just to see the lackluster Diamond Division this has become since I am not a champion anymore, but not for long Fab, here I have the answer to all my problems
Fabiola: And that is?
I just received a letter from the Ghanaian Ambassador and I am sure he'll threaten Radio Ga Gallas that my homeland... Ghana will severe all ties with his company, but let's make the honours here, live! So my re-institution as a Pearl Champ is that much sweeter
Fabiola: Allright open the envelope Sumya
Sumya proceeds to open the envelope as she takes a huge letter, she's all smiles
And now let's see. Start trembling Gallas!
Dear Mrs. Mbani Oh you see Fab, she calls me Mrs. First of all let me say that Ghana is very proud of having an athelete of such caliber as yours representing the country. And who wouldn't be proud Let me also state that me and my wife Kayla enjoy having our holidays in your hometown Kumasi, it's a splenderous place for a splenderous athlete Oh she's such a sweetheart And also I am a big fan of your husband's MMA career, you two are doing an awesome job in the fields of sports, taking Ghana to the next level Oh dear I am blushing. But let's go to the important point Recently you were stripped of the Pearl Championship of XWA. Due to violating a XWA rule, in my book the sanction shouldn't be that severe since most of the matches where you defended the belt where won succesfully, also I'd like to add that Mr. Gallas ruined your holiday and your African Tour, therefor leaving lots of African wrestling fans, without their beloved wrestler. In my opinion, you.. SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN STRIPPED OF THE BELT!!!!
YES! YES! YES! YES! SARAH WARFIELD KISS MY ASS!!!! Now fluff cheeks come right here right now with my belt and be sure to have it cleaned before putting it around my waist!
Fabiola: Sumya I don't want to interrupt but there's more
More?
Sumya resumes to reading
However due to your constant whining and complaining have sicked me and Ghana to the limit, please stop your childish actions NOW! And therefor since losing the belt might suppose a change on that and will focus more in your career than in phone calls, present baskets and letters to the President. The decision stays. The Pearl Championship of XWA remains vacant! And that's final
Sumya's face completely changes as she starts throwing a tantrum
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!?! What about your wife you liar!!! I voted for you! I voted for you! Ghana sucks! Give me back my title! Give me back my title! You see Fab! What a damn traitor! He kisses my ass, gives me hopes and then THIS!!! Someone changed my letter! Was it you Fab?!
Fabiola: Uh no.
LIAR!!!
Fabiola escapes Sumya's rage
This isn't fair! This isn't fair! It was all your fault you dorks! All your fault! If I was Trashley Diamond this wouldn't happen to me! But of course since I ain't a stupid bimbo next door! Then all bad things can happen to me! This isn't fair!!!
A very angry Sumya gets into the fans, she goes face to face with a black woman that was there
See what they did to me sista!?
You deserved it
Bitch!
Sumya kicks this woman out of the drafters and proceeds to stomp her for a while, then Sumya brings her hands to her head very angry and frustrated, as suddenly someone who is tired of Sumya's antics interrupts her action
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Post by kimmy on Feb 26, 2008 20:51:15 GMT -5
***So Hott by Kid Rock signified the start of 2008 for Kim Hunter, it also signified that it was time to get down to the ring area with a microphone as fast as she could to stop Sumya's bitching***
Alright that's it I've had just about enough of this bullshit Sumya, you come out here week in....week out.....at the beginning of a brand new season, with the letter from the President of your country basically trying to bitch your way back into a title.
***Kim slid into the ring and stood face to face with Sumya***
Uh uh....that aint gonna be happening ANYTIME soon.....for you see.....I've got these plans, remember how I said when I heard you start to bitch and moan too much I was gonna come out and kick ass....
Well here I am, and just to make it fair I want you to bring your huge friend from the other day......and I've got a friend, we'll have ourselves a tag match not this week cuz the cards full, but the week after.
Or are you gonna back down ??
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Post by sumya on Feb 26, 2008 21:04:21 GMT -5
Oh noes, again her long-time nemesis none other than Kim Hunter was there, Sumya was angry this time she grabs a mic and proceeds to butcher down Kim
Oh look! Sista, the Dyke Squad came here to save you!
Sumya stomps a bit more the woman she pulled from the stage and was beating mercilessly till Kim appeared
Kim, you aren't gonna censor me, you have no idea what that belt meant to me, it was like my third children! And since lately you have become my crash test dummy, and the card isn't that full. I am sure Gallas will make a hole for me and Shirley to kick your and whoever you bring's ass.
The Card is full, that's a damn excuse, you don't have the guts to fight me again Kim, you just have the guts to say what the fans will cheer, Kim you have never kicked my ass, and in the 2008 that isn't gonna happen! You wanna wait a week? Fine worse for you, I'll be more and more pissed off. You wanna fight me and Shirley now? Fine, we'll kick your ass right here tonight on the Premiere. I don't mind Kim, because you have turned into such an easy opponent that I can make a hole in my schedule.
5:00 PM: Have tea with my children
5:30 PM: Kick Kim's ass
Sounds good to you? It does to me. And I know that Shirley will love to kick your butts, her competition in New Zealand got boring but hey atleast they weren't underachievers like you and Chloe, that's why Shirley came here, she doesn't speak too much, but she'll punch the dykeness out of your head, and trust me, not even me after the thousands and thousands of Lights Out I have given you I've been able to do it!
The crowd starts a "Sumya sucks" chant as they boo the Ghanaian Ex-Champ, Sumya lowers the mic waiting for an answer
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Post by kimmy on Feb 26, 2008 21:28:54 GMT -5
***Kim just rolls her eyes, because by now that's all she could do at Sumya***
Sumya this has reached the point of ridiculous, if that belt is like your third child I'm sure it's an illigitimate one like your other two are because lord knows how many men other than your husband you've admittedly slept with......
SO without further adieu, I'd like to introduce you to my partner.....obviously the other half of the tag team I'm currently in........
Miss......
***Kim would let the music, microphone skills, and such of the next woman finish that sentence***
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Post by "The HellCat" Hayley Jonas on Feb 26, 2008 22:19:24 GMT -5
The drums kick in as Kim makes her introduction. It's the sound of "Looking Down The Barrell Of A Gun" by The Beastie Boys, the signal that could only mean that one woman was on her way out. Hayley steps out to the stage and received a huge pop from the crowd as the blonde brawler made her way to the ringside area with a mic in hand. Before any words were said she had went over to where the ungrateful ex-Pearl Champion had assaulted one of the fans and checked on her with security. Hayley sneers in Sumya's direction and then slides into the ring.
Okay you whining little bitch. You know something, you've gone on this long and you've been able to do what you've done for one reason and one reason only, and that's because underneath it all you're a damn good wrestler. But this? *pointing out to the victim* This is low...really low, even for a pathetic excuse of a woman like you, this is low.
I guess it never occurred to you that these fans out here are the reason that we are even working, huh? The money they spend on their tickets and on all that XWA Merch is money that's feeding your probably whining, bratty and obnoxious little spore molds at home! No, no..wait let me rephrase that because you probably have only been getting by on your base salary and whatever bonus the Pearl Title gave you, because everywhere that I go, every XWA event I've seen, the merchandise areas all have one thing in common. The fact that your shirts, your Ghanian flags, anything that has your name on it sits there and collects DUST. Hell, they have to practically give it away, and not even the bums behind the stadium will take them!
Hayley's hot under the collar for sure...
Wait, no, no, I gotta correct myself on that actually, they do need something thing to wipe their asses with, so anything bearing your names would do just f**king fine!
BuZZ: Dang, that's not a picture I want painted...
Roach: She's never been one to not speak her mind, she is the "HellCat" after all.
Even your own freakin' country has had enough of your crap! Now the way I see it here Sumya, or what do they call you...Scumya, right? The way I see it is two courses of action. You can either come to your senses, or Kim and I can beat you to your senses. Chances are it's going to be choice B, and even after we leave you and your hippo pal laying in this ring, you'll probably come back the next week and still whine and complain and bitch and moan again and again and again.If you think that's going to get you anywhere in this place except on the underside of my boot down there, then you've got another thing coming bitch.
Buzz: Uh, I think she's a little upset, don't you?
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Post by kimmy on Feb 26, 2008 23:03:41 GMT -5
***Hayley always knew what to say to put her in a good mood***
NOW THAT'S BACKUP SUMYA.........THAT'S BACKUP.....
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Post by shirley on Feb 27, 2008 9:12:53 GMT -5
As the Diamond Devils were over, Shirley's theme song irrupted there as the huge woman made her way to the ring, Shirley was wearing a towel over her natural red hair, as the ring announcer introduced her.
From Auckland, New Zealand, standing at 6'1" weighning 240 lbs. Current record of 66-1 with 60 KOs. Shirley "The Mammoth" Tyronne!
Shirley gets in the ring and rises her arms, as the crowd boos, she removes her towel, and throws it on the ground, Shirley is then given a mic
Unlike my friend Sumya here, I have nothing to say about you, but that you will succumb to the combination of MMA and Capoeira. Everyone who messes with Sumya, messes with me. Before you go with jokes about how maleish I do look like. Please remember my MMA record, and think about it... I am not a speaking bitch, I am a punching bitch...
You two want a fight you have it.
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Post by "The HellCat" Hayley Jonas on Feb 27, 2008 13:15:47 GMT -5
Only thing I have to say to you big girl is that you picked the wrong person to decide that you wanted to back up, honey! Sumya's got it comin' and if you choose to roll with her then you're gonna get every bit of the beating that she deserves. You girls wanna make it wrestling match or a fight, it doesn't matter to me cuz that's what we do either way...but Sumya, you're gonna pay for what you did tonight. I'm gonna see to that myself!
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Post by sumya on Feb 27, 2008 13:29:53 GMT -5
Sumya however quickly shields behind Shirley
Pay for what? For beating the hell of a bitch who didn't emphatized with me? Bah! I have done that in the ring since day one and I have never have had to apologize! And you can call me Scumya or saying whatever lies you want about my merchandise, but before getting into the drafters I have seen lots of people wearing my Lights Out t-shirt!
The camera focuses on a group of youngsters wearing a Lights Out t-shirt and holding signs that read "Sumya rules" however many other people were holding signs such as "Crybaby Sumya" or "Sumya you want a tissue?"
Security thankfully was carrying the woman who Sumya assaulted backstage.
You see Hay Hay? You are a liar! Thanks for aknowledging my talent thought, but kissing my ass won't make me doubt about putting you Lights Out if that's needed! Kim you just added a new rival to our little story, thank god it isn't Chloe, but too bad it's someone who says as many lies as she does! Screw the Pearl Title for now, me and Shirley here are gonna show you pretty girls our martial arts background to you and to everyone. So Dyke Squad, set your phasers on "asswhoopin" because tonight you are gonna get one at the feet of yours truly and the fists of none other than Shirley Tyronne!
Sumya pats Shirley in the shoulder, as Shirley does nothing but streching her arms.
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Post by "The HellCat" Hayley Jonas on Feb 27, 2008 14:18:27 GMT -5
Liar? Me? Ha!!! That's a laugh and a half, seeing as you probably paid those kids to wear those shirts and hold that sign up in the first place. Nobody in their right mind would actually root for a loud-mouthed, annoying ungrateful little tramp like you!
Hayley inches herself closer in Sumya's direction while she continues on.
Yeah, I did give you props, you were the Pearl Champion and dare I say that you were a pretty good champion too, but that's where the respect ends. No way in the hell should you EVER consider that as kissing your ass, I'd much rather be kicking it instead. See, you might be a good wrestler, maybe even a good fighter, but you're a lousy excuse for a human being! As a matter of fact Sumya, you set black people back like 50 years!!!
Roach: Whoa...whoa...where's she going with this?
You're just another ignorant African!!! That's right I've said it, IGNORANT!!! Just like those who come here to this country and think they're all high and mighty just because their from the "mother land". You pull your race card, but then you turn around and you disrespect everyone from other races, even AFRICAN AMERICANS because they're not "pure" like you are! You think I don't see it, you think I don't know it? You're ignorant because you're nothing but a RACIST!!!
The crowd roars in absolute shock.
BuZZ: Did she just say...
Roach: I think she just did. *Holds head in hands* This is gonna be a PR nightmare.
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Post by kimmy on Feb 27, 2008 22:44:18 GMT -5
***Kim looked to Hayley for a second and realized what a point she made, and how true it really was.***
I've never realized how true that actually is until now Sumya, but you are a racist and a homophobe......you constantly point out how everyone is beneath you and mother Ghana, if you don't get what you want you think it's because you're African-American....
I've said this to you before, it's because you a pathetic excuse for a human being......everytime I talk to you, you reference my sexuality......what in the hell does that have anything to do with anything other than prove that you're a homophobe, afraid of a bi-sexual girl....like you're afraid of Christina Dixon, a lesbian woman, or any other woman who in your mind isn't "perfect" like you......
***Kim points her finger directly at Sumya***
Those who are afraid usually have the most to hide......remember that.....
Honestly, Sumya if you think that you and Miss Muscles over there can beat The Diamond Devils, then you are sadly mistaken, we have years of experience training in numerous fighting styles all over the world. Come the end of the day when things are said and done.....
It'll just be time for you to go and pout in the corner again.
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Post by Sarah Warfield on Feb 28, 2008 1:16:54 GMT -5
Talk about being hot under the collar!
The sound of Sarah Warfield's voice breaks up this otherwise tense situation as she makes her presence known standing on the stage and taking a look at the potential opponents.
Now, I know there's some bad blood going on here for sure, and as much as I'd love to see Sumya & Shirley Vs. The Diamond Devils tonight, we have some serious time constraints against us this week. Besides, before I can draft up a contract for this match, I have to speak to the woman in whom you assaulted Sumya, in hopes that she doesn't file a lawsuit against us or press charges against you.
To be honest I wouldn't care if the latter were the case, but the fact is that you struck one of our fans, one of our paying customers while under contract and on our airtime. You'd think that you weren't under hot water already without bring up more trouble for yourself, hmm? I'm not going to condone the comments having been made by you two either Kim & Hayley...so you all need to cool it!
BuZZ: There's the commish laying down the law. Think she's going easy on Sumya right now?
Roach: Very. The woman is completely out of control and you have to imagine that sooner or later Sarah's going to seriously drop the hammer on her antics.
This is the bottom line, next week...you Sumya & Shirley will be in Tag Team action versus The Diamond Devils...and you know what? You had better be on your best behavior next week, Sumya. One bit of trouble, next week...just one and I promise you that the sanctions you've seen so far will look like a night on the town with all expenses paid!
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Post by sumya on Feb 28, 2008 12:57:39 GMT -5
Sumya can't believe it, she brings her hands to her head as she looks to the mess she has done, she smacks her cheeks as she tries to come up with an answer
Come on Sarah! I just kicked her! You are exagerating this, I didn't whooped her like if she was Rodney King. You are taking this out of context! I have been kicked like that and I am still standing
Sumya then adresses Kim and Hayley about their words
Oh just because I don't like listening to rap, being called the "n" word, and hanging out with guys who wear their caps ankward and talk "cool" that makes me a racist?!? Pfft excuse me Hay Hay but your boyfriend isn't one of this who go poppin' and you don't call him racist! It just pisses me off seeing people of my country having sold of their roots! They seem to forget that they were carried to the good ol' U.S of A in a slave boat!
The crowd boos Sumya like there's no tomorrow
And because I don't like men who look like women, or women who look like men, doesn't make me a homophobe!!
But meh! I refuse speaking to you Kim and Hay Hay about anything, you will always use it to rub it in front of my face! Give thanks to Sarah that avoided me whooping and humiliating both of you in the premiere of TakeDown, but think that next week.... Oh boy next week is gonna be a cake walk, me standing tall and you both down, I can almost see it.
Sarah by the way, this accident will not be repeated right, I was just ehem, frustrated well, you know, this things happen! As a veteran sometimes I bet you had the wish to whoop a fan. And don't say you didn't. Because you must have had someday! But please don't cut my payroll! Private School isn't cheap!
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Post by "The HellCat" Hayley Jonas on Feb 28, 2008 13:15:54 GMT -5
First off, my man is one of the most respected and respectable African American wrestlers in this entire industry! He carries himself with the utmost professionalism unlike the "studio gangstas" that run around nowadays. Hell, some of those f**king posers ain't even BLACK!!!
That's not even where I was going though, and you know it! You've got nothing but snide comments to make about everyone! You steady bitch about being oppressed and yet you turn around and talk up how much better you are than anyone else. As far as I'm concerned you might as well walk on out here every week wearing a BLACK HOOD instead of a white one, cuz your ass isn't any damn better than the f**king KKK!!!
BuZZ: They're going to cut us off the air, I can feel it.
You are just chock full of excuses, Sumya. Next week though there isn't gonna be any excuse for you, miss congeniality. I'm either gonna drop you right on that chin that never seems to stay shut or Kim is going to tie you in knots, or even better still...ALL OF THE ABOVE!!! And I soooooo want it to be you who takes the dive, don't you even think that hiding behind your "bodyguard" is gonna save you from this ass-whoopin' you got coming to you!
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Post by shirley on Feb 28, 2008 13:25:22 GMT -5
Shirley was annoyed with all those antics
Hmph, if Sumya was racist why she would pair herself with a kiwi like me? Nevertheless I hope that next week you all fight half as good as you talk.
Shirley looks around angry as always, as she proceeds to pick up her towel.
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