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Post by Shawn Hollywood on Jun 16, 2007 2:40:28 GMT -5
Sex? Believe me it happens! Ask Kimmy. Actually, I don't know what I get out of myself nowadays. I actually used to be more..shit I don't know what you British people call it, but I was a less mischievous person. Until my ex-wife's step sister found me, got all over my ass, and married...me..erm..we're not married anymore, she left me because I was never home or something, but that's basically how things went down hill. But I do have some good times nowadays, I'll give you that!
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Post by marx on Jun 16, 2007 2:44:40 GMT -5
Michelle chimes in from across the room.
Problem is what you call good times, most people call FELONIES.
Fuckin' dipshit...
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Post by Shawn Hollywood on Jun 16, 2007 2:45:53 GMT -5
Did anyone ask you to speak Goliath!? I think not.
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Post by bi on Jun 16, 2007 2:52:18 GMT -5
Bianca looks over at Michelle and speaks...
Hush up, you.
She then turns her attention to Shawn once more.
Even if you HAVE done all that. What has it gotten you? WHERE has it gotten you? Unemployed. Locked up. Unappreciated. Disrespected by EVERYONE. But what do you care right? Why should you even bother trying to prove you're not a self destructing, ticking time bomb? Just burn out in a hail of glory. *Sigh* Why am I even trying...
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Post by marx on Jun 16, 2007 2:55:31 GMT -5
Goliath??? Is the the best you could come up with, Pencildick??? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Michelle gets up from the bench.
As much as I'd love to sit here and listen to this tool fill the room with his hot air and even HOTTER breathe, I'm gonna go take a walk. Who knows, I might find something to wake up some of the dead braincells in my skull from hearing him speak.
And with that, Michelle takes her leave.
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Post by Shawn Hollywood on Jun 16, 2007 2:55:49 GMT -5
Hey! As Kurt Cobain once said, it's better to burn out than to fade out. But ya know...
He nudges Bianca with his elbow a couple times, giving her the Groucho Marx eyebrows. Then he watches as Michelle leaves with her smartass words.
Yeah, get the hell out of here you giant bitch! I'm sure there's plenty of people backstage that would LOVE for you to eat them! God, I fucking hate her! Why couldn't you have left her with PETA?
Ah, anyways...I'm pretty sure some more time with you will get me away from that damned coke! There's nothing like a fix it project. and I'm one your sure to have fun with!
Shawn gives her a wink.
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Post by bi on Jun 16, 2007 3:35:33 GMT -5
Either that or put a bullet in my skull. Might have the same effect.
You are an "interesting" person, I'll give you that much. But your bad habits are VERY bad habits. Habits I think only make you into a the callous cad everyone knows you to be. It's not my responsibility to clean you up. That's on you. But if even remotely think you have ANY chance in bloody blue hell with me, you're going to need to do so...and FAST. Because I can tell from how she looks at you that Michelle wants to knock your block off. But I don't want your block knocked...At least not unless warranted.
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Post by Shawn Hollywood on Jun 16, 2007 3:45:42 GMT -5
So..your saying that if I stop snorting the Devil's Candy, I may get a good round of bed wrestling? Easy! I'll have myself cleaned up ASAP. I promise. But..
He pulls a little baggy of coke out of his pocket.
I gotta get rid of this first!
He tosses it into Michelle's gym bag.
So..do I get anything for promising to clean myself up..for you?
He grins.
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Post by bi on Jun 16, 2007 3:53:52 GMT -5
Bianca shakes her head...
Do ALL American men come this dense? Or did I just find the oddity of the lot.
Is my name either Destiny and OR Knight? What kind of gal do you take me for? You think I'm just going to SLEEP with you for the hell of it? Are you mental? I'm NOT one of these easy birds who's just going to spread her legs for you because you're "cute". No no, Mr. Carver. You're going to have to EARN it.
The nerve of this guy. Must be out of his bleedin' mind if he thinks it's that simple.
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Post by Shawn Hollywood on Jun 16, 2007 3:58:27 GMT -5
Well actually I was hoping we could try going out to dinner again, but ooooh well.
He lets out a sigh with a small chuckle.
Come on Bianca. What do you take me for? Do you think I'll try to sleep with you this early, when I already know you won't even flinch towards a yes?
He gives her another grin.
I shouldn't be that predictable. So how about it? You, Me, and some restaraunt in this awful state?
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Post by bi on Jun 16, 2007 4:02:47 GMT -5
Fine. But this time I'M picking where we go. And I'm ALSO doing the driving. I wouldn't want you to to lose money you haven't even EARNED yet. And bailing a guy out of jail isn't exactly something I like to have a recurrence of during a date.
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Post by Shawn Hollywood on Jun 16, 2007 4:06:49 GMT -5
Jesus! Ok, ok..It's not like I'm going to ruin everything AGAIN and get more money taken off my paycheck AGAIN. Damn it, all you fuckin' do is focus on the negatives!
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Post by bi on Jun 16, 2007 4:12:37 GMT -5
She gives him her sly smile...
Someone has to. If I'm not correct, the festivities are about to begin, and YOU have a match you need to be preparing for. Perhaps after the show it'll be a victory dinner I treat you to. Besides, I REALLY do need to track down Michelle and make sure she hasn't assaulted anyone...
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Post by Shawn Hollywood on Jun 16, 2007 11:08:38 GMT -5
Don't bother. It'd be a gift to us all if that bitch went to prison....God I HATE her..Can't you just take her back to the zoo or something? I actually think she's going to try to kill me in my sleep...Ugh I can imagine it now...all quiet and good, then that monster comes in there and grabs me by the balls. Of course I'll be defenseless if she does that. And then she takes her fucking gorilla hands and rips my fucking throat out! Get rid of her!
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