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Post by marx on May 31, 2007 21:48:41 GMT -5
Michelle stands banging at the hotel door of Bianca Dianaco, who's locked herself up in her room after dropping ANOTHER match to Heather Fierhart...
BIANCA!!! God DAMMIT open the damn door, woman. Fuckin' brits. WILL YOU OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!!
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Post by bi on May 31, 2007 21:53:25 GMT -5
Meanwhile inside, Bianca lay face first on the bed, surrounded by a few empty bottles of Jack Daniels. She raises her head up just enough so that she can be heard.
GO AWAY, Michelle!!! *hck* There's only room in here for us LOSERS!!! I'm just going to lay here and be a useless failure.
She plops her head down into the pillow.
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Post by marx on May 31, 2007 21:59:07 GMT -5
For cryin' out god damn loud...Michelle digs in her pocket. She remembered that she swiped Bianca's keys before she went on a drunken bender. She opens the door to find her wollowing in boos.
JEEZUS!!! Will you look at you!!! You're a total freaking mess, and over what, losing to the blond bimbo? It's NOT the end of the world. But THIS sure as hell isn't the way to go about fixing it. She makes her way over to the bed and lifts Bianca up to a sitting position. Bianca almost falls over, and Michelle has to grab her and hold her upright.
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Post by bi on May 31, 2007 22:01:01 GMT -5
Bianca turns head head and looks at Michelle...
*hck* You've got the cutest lil' nose.
She starts patting Michelle's nose with her index finger.
So cute...
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Post by marx on May 31, 2007 22:07:50 GMT -5
Michelle slaps her hand off of her nose.
Geez, you are really freakin' tanked right now. 4 bottles of Jack...you really were in a bad mood, weren'tcha? Ok sweet-cheeks, Time to sober up. You and me need to get the ball rolling again. If we're supposed to be a pair of hardasses, we need to start actin' like it. I've still got a bone to pick with that Jonas bitch, and YOU need to get the hell outta this slump. C'mon, Bianca. Get it together.
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Post by bi on May 31, 2007 22:10:52 GMT -5
Bianca gives her a cheeky grin and says...
But Michelle, You don't HAVE an ass. Your's is flatter then me daddy's work bench. *Teeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeee*
Bianca cracks herself up, but was so wasted she ended up falling off the bed anyway.
*THUMP*
Bugger...
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Post by marx on May 31, 2007 22:15:55 GMT -5
Michelle looks over the bed and scowls at Bianca. Oh no you did NOT just say my ass is...hey wait a minute...YOU"VE BEEN LOOKING AT MY ASS!!!She stands up and walks over to the rather larger mirror in the room, looking over herself. My ass isn't that flat. Is it? |
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Post by bi on May 31, 2007 22:19:54 GMT -5
Bianca picks herself up off the floor, slumped over the bed. As Michelle inspects her hiney, Bianca says...
It's FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAT!!! You've got a WHITE GIRL ARSE!!! But such a cute widdle nose. *Tee hee*
She tries to stand up fully, but ends up right back on her ass.
Bloody hell. My legs won't work.
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Post by chase on May 31, 2007 22:22:22 GMT -5
Staying on the same floor of the Hotel, Jared walks by the still wide open door. He does a double take and backs up into the doorway to see a VERY uncommon sight. Bianca Dianco pissy drunk, And Michelle Marx from the looks of it, checking out her ass.
What the hell...
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Post by marx on May 31, 2007 22:24:19 GMT -5
Michelle immediately spots Jared in the doorway.
HEY CHASE!!! Get over here. Tell me, is my ass flat? Be honest. I know you've been checking me out backstage.
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Post by chase on May 31, 2007 22:29:01 GMT -5
Jared looks around as if put on the spot. Chances were knowing the kind of up front female Michelle was, she wanted an actual answer to her question. Not that he minded doing so.
Uhm...it's a nice ass. For uhm...a girl your size. It's not as nice as Jessica or Mari's asses, but it's nice. *gulp*
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Post by bi on May 31, 2007 22:30:32 GMT -5
That's cuz he wants ta' TAP IT!!! *tee hee*
Bianca screams from the floor across the room.
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Post by marx on May 31, 2007 22:33:51 GMT -5
Oh SHUT UP, Ya' LUSH!!!
She then looks at Jared with a scowl.
And YOU. I would expect you to pay attention to the two girls with the GHETTO BOOTIES. Typical god damn MAN. Since you're here, do you mind helping me get her drunk ass down stairs.
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Post by chase on May 31, 2007 22:39:11 GMT -5
Sure. Not like I'm doing anything else at the moment.
Jared walks over and picks Bianca off the ground, carrying her with both arms.
The guys are never gonna buy this story...[/color]
Ok I've got her. Now what?
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Post by marx on May 31, 2007 22:42:33 GMT -5
We carry her ass to Detox, that's what. Damn I wish I had a camera.
They walk out of the hotel room. Michelle locks up behind them. A Japanese couple walks by with a startled look on there faces as Jared carries Bianca, who has a far off look in her eye, down the hall.
They're uhm...They're on there Honeymoon.
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You're a total freaking mess, and over what, losing to the blond bimbo? It's NOT the end of the world. But THIS sure as hell isn't the way to go about fixing it.