Post by punch on May 25, 2007 15:07:38 GMT -5
No it's not...it's !!!JONNY PUNCH!!!
Out on the streets of Tokyo, !!!Jonny!!! stands with the !!!Punchaphone!!! ready to make his media debut as a spot reporter.
Ladies and Germs, welcome to the debut episode of !!!PUNCH TV!!!. Tonight we come to LIVE from Tokyo, Japan. The land of the Rising Sun. Home to some of wrestlings legends. The Great Sasuke. Enoki. Jushin Liger. Yoshi Togo. And how can we POSSIBLY forget...
Jonny points to a near by poster...
XWA's very own, PRETTY FIGHTER SAYURI. I'd hit that. I know what you all are thinkin'. "!!!Jonny!!!, what the HELL are you doing out on the streets of Tokyo?" The answer? SIMPLE. I'm gonna ask the people of this town what THEY think...of !!!JONNY PUNCH!!!
Jonny motions to the camera to follow him, and they walk down the street. The camera pans off to get a shot of a trio of girls walking past them, zooming in on there "Hind Quarters".
HEY!!! C'mon man, lets at least wait until AFTER I wrestle to get another lawsuit? GEEZ!!!
As they continue along, the come across a little old lady.
AH HAAAH!!! She's perfect!!! Excuse me, ma'am. Look into the camera and tell the viewing public what YOU think of the Punchmeister.
She looks at the camera man, then back at !!!Jonny!!! and screams...
BAKA!!!
The starts beating Jonny with her walking stick.
OW! OW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! GEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! QUIT IT LADY!!!
She stops and scowls at them before walking away. !!!Jonny!!! rubs his head and shouts at her.
FUCK YOU, Ya' OLD BEEF AND BROCCOLI BITCH!!!
The camera man says...
That's Chinese food, not Japanese...
Ah who the fuck cares. And what the fuck does "baka" mean anyway?
It means stupid...
She called me stupid? FUCKIN' BITCH!!! Go get hit by a SUSHI TRUCK!!! Chinese, Japanese...they all look the same t...
!!!Jonny!!! stops to realize the film was still rolling...
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...nnnnnnnnevermind. Well. I think we've covered alot of ground this week. Learned a new word, and that little old Japanese ladies hit like little old Japanese men...Owwie. That's gonna do it for !!!PUNCH TV!!! this week. But stay tuned, because we'll be coming to a city near you. Whether you LIKE IT OR NOT!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEYIIIIIIIIYOOOOOOTCH!!!
Ok, cut the camera. Time for some payback. Where's my tazer...
Out on the streets of Tokyo, !!!Jonny!!! stands with the !!!Punchaphone!!! ready to make his media debut as a spot reporter.
Ladies and Germs, welcome to the debut episode of !!!PUNCH TV!!!. Tonight we come to LIVE from Tokyo, Japan. The land of the Rising Sun. Home to some of wrestlings legends. The Great Sasuke. Enoki. Jushin Liger. Yoshi Togo. And how can we POSSIBLY forget...
Jonny points to a near by poster...
XWA's very own, PRETTY FIGHTER SAYURI. I'd hit that. I know what you all are thinkin'. "!!!Jonny!!!, what the HELL are you doing out on the streets of Tokyo?" The answer? SIMPLE. I'm gonna ask the people of this town what THEY think...of !!!JONNY PUNCH!!!
Jonny motions to the camera to follow him, and they walk down the street. The camera pans off to get a shot of a trio of girls walking past them, zooming in on there "Hind Quarters".
HEY!!! C'mon man, lets at least wait until AFTER I wrestle to get another lawsuit? GEEZ!!!
As they continue along, the come across a little old lady.
AH HAAAH!!! She's perfect!!! Excuse me, ma'am. Look into the camera and tell the viewing public what YOU think of the Punchmeister.
She looks at the camera man, then back at !!!Jonny!!! and screams...
BAKA!!!
The starts beating Jonny with her walking stick.
OW! OW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! GEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! QUIT IT LADY!!!
She stops and scowls at them before walking away. !!!Jonny!!! rubs his head and shouts at her.
FUCK YOU, Ya' OLD BEEF AND BROCCOLI BITCH!!!
The camera man says...
That's Chinese food, not Japanese...
Ah who the fuck cares. And what the fuck does "baka" mean anyway?
It means stupid...
She called me stupid? FUCKIN' BITCH!!! Go get hit by a SUSHI TRUCK!!! Chinese, Japanese...they all look the same t...
!!!Jonny!!! stops to realize the film was still rolling...
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...nnnnnnnnevermind. Well. I think we've covered alot of ground this week. Learned a new word, and that little old Japanese ladies hit like little old Japanese men...Owwie. That's gonna do it for !!!PUNCH TV!!! this week. But stay tuned, because we'll be coming to a city near you. Whether you LIKE IT OR NOT!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEYIIIIIIIIYOOOOOOTCH!!!
Ok, cut the camera. Time for some payback. Where's my tazer...