HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY!!! (Spiloers/o2a)

[shylo]

~+Shylo steps into the backstage area pumping her fists in celebration. Even at times when it looked like she was down and out, she managed to brave the onslaught of the amazon Marx and escape the steel cage. Which meant she had another shot at besting Bianca. She happens past some of the backstage staff and gloats+~

Did you just SEE what I did out there??? WOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! That big bitch didn't know what hit her. I floated like a butterfly and stung her ass like a bee. That was AWESOME!!!

~+Shylo quickly finds herself joined by another superstar+~

[MG]

MG is sitting in a chair while he gets sitches on his cut from the Last Man Standing match he had with King.

Nice match Shylo, you did a good job out there but I wonder if you saw my sick match. I was bleeding all over the place

The doctor finshes and MG stands up and walks towards Shylo

Did you see when I wrenched the breast I mean breath out of King. Did you see when I flew off the top rope and drove my knee in his stomach. SICK!

[shylo]

~+A raised eyebrow...+~

Something tells me a guy like "you" excels when absolute barbarism is needed.

~+Shylo catches him starring+~

Eyes up here, buddy boy...

[MG]

MG looks up as quick as he can

Other then your breast size you fine as hell from head to toe

MG slips out a blunt and lights it

*Puffs* I liked your match man it was cool you coming back like that *hits the blunt* You smoke cause I got alot of this if you want some.

[shylo]

~+She scowls at him. Common sense must not be one of his stronger points+~

WHAT...did you just say about my tits? Or would you like me to open up that nice lil' gash on your forehead.

And then they wonder why there are so many single men in this company...

I'll garaun-damn-TEE that you'll never see a pair a god damn gorgeous as mines. Chances are ya haven't seen a pair...EVER. And I don't mean the ones you see on Baby's Got Boobs, either. I know a virgin when I smell one.

~+She laughs+~

[Trouble*]

No smoking in the building, douche bag.

They look over to see Ryan preparing for his match later on in the night. He was sprawled out on the ground doing leg stretches.

Maybe if you didn't 'puff the magic dragon' so much you'd beat me? ....Nah. *heh heh*

He gets up from the floor and bends back a bit, stretching out his back.

...And what's 'other than yo breasts, you'z a fine wimmen' supposed to mean? That's like saying they're not nice. Maybe you're blind, or.. gay... or... hmm... no. Gay fits you...

Ryan looks to Shylo. Wow.. he just talked about her tits to another dude infront of her...

Hey.

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[MG]

MG start to think "Why every woman find me offensive" then outa of nowhere.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!*hits the blunt* You came outa nowhere man! To me she got the best breast in XWA son. *hits the blunt*

Looks at Shylo

If you think I'm verzion *puffs* version verzion what ever you say it. If you want to prove me wrong then. Meet me at my hotel

Before Shylo can say something MG trys to sound like Shylo

"This is breast you'll never see fag your so gay and I won't touch you"

He sounds like Ryan

"MG your gay and you are a gangster haha!"

Typical. So*puffs* if you want to fight again Ryan I knock you ass out at Takedown.

[Trouble*]

...I'll give you twenty bucks if you can speak proper English.

[MG]

I'll give you a buck fifty, if ya don't know what it means its a cut from ear to chin. You want one *puffs* Like I said you want to fight we can do it right here or in the ring.

[prank]

Just before any violent action can take part, Prank bursts out of nowhere running like a maniac carrying a butterfly net, and swinging it. She "catches" a fire extinguisher nearby Shylo and starts laughing

YAW-YAW-YAW-YAW!!! Just where did you think you were going!? Just because you'rrrreeee a read flabberstaggerin' midget. This doesn't mean you can-can escape from me! Hi Hi!! Now you comming with me! Right?!

Prank starts pulling the fire extinguisher, however she drops it and nearlly squashes MG's foot. Prank brings her hands to the head, and turns to Shylo with a completely delusional look in her eyes.

That dirty brown chimeny! Made me drop my midget!! Now he's brooklyen! Whattta ma gonna do now? I need a sidekick, soon!!! Oh look here it is!!!

Prank points at Ryan Blaze and aproaches him, she then extends her hands and grabs.... A Brick that was behind Ryan

You..you gonna be my new wasteropling friend....

Prank then suffers a mood swing and smashes the brick on the wall, nearlly hitting Ryan

He said "no way Prank!" He deserved a punishment, because as I say to my kids, punishment ain't bad, they help you learn the lesson!!! And Danny O'Bricko had to learn it the hard way!!

Prank then realizes all the members there staring at her with anger

I know what's wrong, you want to hear me sing! No problem! I'll take out my ukelele and we'll start to sing a song of six pounds ;D

Prank takes out her ukelele much to everyone's changrin and starts singing with the entonation of Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual

It's not unusual to eat feces of everyone
It's not unusual to have fun with every turd
But when I see you stealing my very chunks
It's not unusual to see me cryyyyyyyy!!!!

Prank finishes her disgusting modified song with an ukelele solo, and then gets on one knee hoping to hear applauses

[MG]

Yo!! *hits the a big one on the blunt* I got enought brusies all ready.If you want a sidekick come join TNN, we need a chick and Shylo thats the only reason I wanted to talk to you I wanted your attention *smokes the last bit and takes the light out with the wall and tosses it in the trash*

MG didn't exhale and blows it almost in Ryan face and sticks his middle finger and walks away.

[Kayn]

*As MG turns around he’s met by the chest of one of the big men in the company. Kayn looks down at MG.*

“You know that thing could still be lit and could burn this place down.”

*Kayn takes his bottle of water and pours it in the trash can.*

“Also disrespecting people won’t win you any points either.”

*Kayn then looks at Shylo.*

“Congrats on the win. Michelle is a monster of a woman, and it takes something to beat her.”

*Kayn waits for a response from anyone in the situation.*

[MG]

MG still had smoke he was going to inhale for good luck but he blew it in Kayn face.

I want to kick your ass right now *MG points at Kayn and Ryan blaze* I want to kick both your asses personally. How about we do it right now. Big guy

[Kayn]

*Kayn turns his head and curls his lip. If there was one thing he hated was someone disrespecting him, especially by blowing smoke in his face. He looked down at MG and cracked his neck without touching it. His voice got more stern and deeper as he leaned down to look MG in the eyes.*

“If I thought you were worth my time, I’d wear your blood on my face like war paint.”

*Kayn keeps looking MG in the eyes and slowly stands up straight.*

“However I’m not in the mood to go to jail or lose my job this evening. So it would be in your best interest to keep walking.”

*While Kayn has a lot of patience, it was wearing thin and it was obvious. He waits for a response from anyone.*

[MG]

MG pulls out some Winter Freash gum and waves it in Kayn face and puts the gum in his mouth and chews like a cow. MG nods his head as he chews like a cow.

Look at you all puffing your chest like your gonna do something. Buffing your voice and shit. I can't have my face right now so I beg you to start with me pleese so New Jersey can make you look stupid. Do it! Hit me!

MG was wanting to fight him every since put down his offer of joining TNN