Extra Large Mistake.

[makhaveli]

1...2...3... It was done. The match between Xander Xavier Luther, XWA's current National Champion and Hussein Fatal, one of the debutantes of this week's TakeDown Episode. After 12 minutes of a constant beat-up between those two men, the vicious Spear of Xavier brought the win for him. To not only continue his winning streak, which reaches the three to zero mark, but also to give Hussein his first loss, in the Association. While the giant is making his way up the ramp, the beaten Hussein had already stood up. He quickly grabs the microphone of the announcer standing in the ring...

HEY! Xander.. Stop right der, right now.

Both are still seemingly out of breath, but Xavier is in a better condition then Hussein is.. Of course he is. Or did he received a Spear from a seven foot fatty?

Dis sh!z ain't ova'... Ya got lucky. You have never.. AND I MEAN NEVER, had a chance of gettin' tha win tonight! Get'cho monkey ass down here again. If ya really are tha true champ, tha National Champ, the oh so lovable Strudel of the Billions..

AND BILLIONS

Of NiGGAManiacs.. Prove it. Prove dat'chu're strong enough, to compete 'gainst me.. ONE MO' TIME. Put dat sh!z on tha line..

Hussein takes some gasps of air.. The match was really harder then he thought it would've been..

Put da fuckin' belt on tha line.. Make dat match happen, befo' ya run ova' to tha bunch of Mickey Mouse Tattoo havin' retards in tha back, somewhere 'round LaLa-Land to make dis lucky win somethan' special fo' yo' monkey ass. Watch out, you overgrown, black, bald-headed Oompah Loompah.. If I say dis sh!z ain't ova'.. I MEAN DIS SH!Z AIN'T OVA'! Y'took me down wit'dat Spear.. Das right.. Y'pinned me afta' dat.. Das right.. You beat me, 'til tha point dat I couldn't stand up 'gain.. Das.. Not.. Cool.. Go back now.. Go back to Willie Wonker's Chocolate Factory and put some purple Oompah Loompahs in yo' black ass, 'cause afta' TakeDown.. Y'won't be able to enjoy anythin'.. AND I MEAN

ANYTHING

IF you accept dis simple matter.. So you accept dis match, Xander?

And Hussein just watches Xander wanting to say something, after he took a grab of a microphone..

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YO' BALD ASS AGREES!! Because, I WILL get dat match, ya heard!?

[Xander Xavier Luther]

XXL stands in the center of the aisle turning back toward the ring as Hussein does what he does...talk. A stage hand comes along and dashes to him in with a mic so he can respond.

Damn, that's a nice speech there man...I mean, real nice. You could be the next Jesse Ventura and go into politics if you wanted to, you'd have my vote.

But as far as making claims and stating cases...I don't come out here and say what I do, I come come out here and I do what I say. Now, Hussein...you want me one more time in the ring, true grit dog. One could say "more guts than brains".

He turns his attention to Genesis.

And you want it to be for the NAT Title? Well, the title clause says that I can't turn down any challenges, so if that's one, then I accept it!

Roach: OK, that's big...

The crowd cheers.

You and and me, one more round at the next TakeDown, and the difference will be that imma come out here with that starp around my waist. But's that's gonna be the ONLY difference "Apple Boy". The result is gonna be the same, me pinning you, and walking up a ramp just like this one, with my music playing...victorious. Can you dig that?

[makhaveli]

... Dig.. Dat?

Oh yeah, the right eyebrow of Hussein raises.. Where could we have seen this before? Anyways, the crowd already anticipated to hear Hussein's answer..

The only way, and I mean The ONLY WAY dat'cho' music's gonna get played at tha end of our match.. Is wit' me havin' dis sh!z.. But I don't roll that way, aight? You talk 'bout how you are goin' to beat me, get victorious.. Well let me tell ya one thing.. You have.. WILL never.. AND I MEAN NEVER EVER beat me again.. TakeDown's yo' end, oompah loompah... Ya see, you're a champion, hell everyone has to like ya.. The staffies, the billions and..

BILLIONS

BAA BYAAA, shut up ya damn bitches... Like a bunch of sheeps.. As I was sayin'.. Billions Of hometowns across tha hermaphrodite dance club.. Hell dog.. There are people actually makin' signs for you. For YOU! Read them, I dare ya to read one. Afta' all, they took tha time to waste some money mo' on you.. Look!

Hussein.. Weird as he is.. Walks to the right of the ring, looking at a fan with a sign, saying "Xtra Large Boot".. As he turns it around.. There is something more..

Extra large boot.. In.. Yo.. Yo Fa.. Faha..

Just standing their, not able to read the poorly written sign, Hussein continues..

What does yo' sign say anyways, sucka?

Of course...

IT DOESN'T MATTER!The only thang that matters is the Extra large monkey ass dat is goin' to lie on dis fuckin' ground, next TakeDown. And DAT, Oompah, IS COOL.

[Xander Xavier Luther]

You know what, dog? Yeah...you do see all of these XXL signs, all the fans in stands who support me. That ain't just cuz I'm the NAT though, it's cuz I'm the real deal. But these "Millions and millions of NiGGAmaniacs" you keep barking about, where they at, man? I don't see 'em. What...are they "camoflaged"?

[makhaveli]

Tha NiGGAManiacs? You goin' to hear dem afta' TakeDown, dog.

With that, the screen slowly fades, cutting Hussein and Xander off of the Television screens. Together with the.. NiGGAManiacs..