Late Nite With The Champ (Private)

[Keith Wyle]

The scene fades in with a shot of the city skyline as a logo of The Goodnite show with Ricky Rimshot as the camera fades to the host sitting a desk on a set that much like most late night shows as the band lead in starts to die down..

Welcome Back….to…the showww, so hey Jimmy

The camera cuts to a rather slender fellow sitting on a stool with a electric guitar in hand

Yes Ricky

Do you watch wrestling Jimmy?

Yea on occasion

Have ever watched XWA?

I’ve been watching it recently, good stuff

Do you know they call themselves Combatants?

Know I did not know that…why?

I don’t know why but maybe our next guest can fill us in he is the XWA World champion, Please welcome Keith Wyle!

Keith emerges from the behind the curtains with a smile on his face and the world title on his shoulder as an all instrumental version of “Ultimate Satisfaction” plays as he makes his way over to the host, shaking his hand. Some of the XWA faithful some their appreciation for the champ by starting up a WYLE STYLE chant, as Keith sits down at the couch

Thank you, Thank you

So Keith man How ya doin’?

I’m good

Well that good, can I see this

Ricky says motioning for the World title as Keith takes the Platinum and leather strap and gives it to Ricky, to which Ricky responds dropping his hands and sinking into his chair

Man this thing is Hea-VY, how much does this thing weigh?

Keith smiles as he answer

You tell me

At least 45-55 pounds, anyways what’s this made of Silver? Steel?

Platinum

Ricky lets out a whistle as Keith gives him the answer

Wow Platinum…woah very nice musta cost the boss a pretty penny

Well hey she’s got it and more to spare for all the other belts

Ricky continues to readjust it on his shoulder as Keith and the audience share a laugh

Need a little help there Rick?

No…I…got it

They continue to laugh until Keith takes the title off from Rick

Here lemme get it

As Ricky straightens out his suit while Keith takes the title and place, rightfully ;D, on his shoulder

How do get through the airport with that thing

Keith gives him a look

Like everyone else?!?!? Ok maybe not everyone else but..

The crowd laughs as Rick chimes in, putting on a face and a voice to match

Sir do you have any GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

The crowds roars with laughter as does Keith

I assume you’re not checking that sir


Still laughing Keith fires back

heh heh heh.....Nope

The audience laughs again as Rick takes the face off

Now as I heard you don’t travel alone is that right?

Yea I travel with my younger brother, Amber and Aimi Hoshiko

Wow sounds like quite the troop there you got your baby brother, your girlfriend, and another wrestler. Speaking of which how is Ms. Amber Gianni

Then the camera shows a picture of Amber for a moment, which gets the guys hooting and hollering

She’s good, and guys she even hotter in person

That I can vouch for heh heh heh. so you guys at XWA have been on quite the roll lately why do you think that is

Well the reason I think is that we have the best wrestling on the planet which some of the guys and girls in the audience can attest to

The group Keith refers to lights up at the mention

That and the higher ups can put on a show, that can book a show from top to bottom, that and well the guy who I heard is the World champ kicks ass

The crowd lets Keith have it have as Ricky laughs

We gotta go to break….Keith can you hang around for awhile

Not a problem

Ok we’ll be right back with the XWA World Champion Keith Wyle


The scene fades with Keith and Ricky talking off mic as the bands plays to commercial

We'll be right back

[Keith Wyle]

And We’re Back

As the camera and band lead in fades we see the image of the host matching the drums with a hand rendition on his desk with Keith looking out into the crowd

And we’re back, here with The Champ Keith Wyle….so we were talking about the title it’s big title, I’m just wondering do you take it everywhere

Yea….to doctor’s office, to the 7-eleven

The crowd laughs it up as does the host

Yea pretty much everywhere I go

So Keep your eyes open America and you too can run into Keith Wyle while in your local convienice store

With Title in hand and Amber on my arm

Yes…wit hehehehe

Ricky couldn’t hold that one as he and audience start to laugh again

So this is something I’ve been meaning to ask you for a while now how in the hell did you do this

Then the audience is treated to clip of Keith hit Vikram with Wyle Driver, as the crowd marvels at Keith’s strength, Keith chimes in

Last time I checked it’s called strength

Low laughter can heard from the crowd as a portion of the crowd is still in awe of Keith’s strength

Ah yes…it is called strength, so what is your training regiment anyways

The basics, nothing special, there is no master technique…

So even I, the non-adonis of talk show world…can be chiseled into something like you

Well….that might be pushing it

Keith says, laughing with the crowd, as Ricky talks to the crowd

You wanna see why I’m talk show host and he’s a pro wrestler

In unison the whole crowd responds with a swift YES!

Alright then

With that said Ricky stands from his desk as Keith takes off his jacket, as Ricky comes from around the desk he pulls his sleeve revealing his scrawny, very scrawny arm

Alright whip it out

Keith puts his hands up

Whoa….hold on now only Amber can say that

The crowd roars with laughter as Ricky stands there letting the joke take full effect for a moment, then Keith shows his massive arm to Ricky and the crowd, for it to be met with a sea of female “oohs”

Wow that is something

That’s what she says too

Well now that I have been thoroughly embarrassed, let’s get the attention off of me and onto this

With that signal the musical guest of the night plays their latest single into the break….

::Moments later::

We see Keith, Ricky and the Musical guest standing on the music set

I would like to thank tonight’s musical guest and his CD comes out this Tuesday, I suggest that you get it, buy at least two, cause you’re gonna wear the first one out. I would also like to thank Keith Wyle for hanging out, anything you wanna say or shamlessly plug

The crowd laughs as does Keith as start to talk

Yea Takedown is this weekend so check your local listing for that and hey bring the whole family to the TV set, we got something for everyone, hot chicks for guys

Whoo from the guys section

Hot guys for the girls

Whoo from the girls section

And we got clowns too

Boos from the crowd?

But she does get her ass kicked quiet a bit

Boos? No those were cheers ;D

Ya know so bring everyone, your mother, father, little brother grandma and grandpa

Yay!

The crowd laughs it up over Ricky's childlike show of happiness, as Keith merely looks at him

O…k, we have that and our Pay Per View, Solstice, August 30th so check with your satellite or cable provider on that one. Now is a great time to hop aboard…we even have a pre-show hosted by the fabulous Fabiola, where she goes over the match card and shows how those matches get made as well as show a little bit of insight into the personal lives of XWA Superstars….and that’s about it

You sure

Yea…I got nothing else

Alrighty for Jimmy and the Jam, I am Ricky Rimshot saying Goodnight and have a good tommorow


The band plays out the show as the crowd gives it up for the a great show and the host and the musical guest talk to Keith....

{::And There you have it::}