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Post by adrenaline on Jun 25, 2007 11:41:04 GMT -5
#1 is definitely no kid friendly.
1- Don't jack off becase the divas make you *must censor no matter what* the stuf will fry the control, and theyre fricking VRTUAL< DUMBASS
2- Don't challenge someone online named Hackamster40000000 who has a record of 1200-0-0 for obvious reasons
3- Don't make a CAW with a hacked overall of 1436 he will walk faster than you can run...and don't give him the last Ride as a finisher!
4- Don't say "I can beat you with Melina" it will only end in tears
5- Don't trade your XWA CAW for a crappily made Jeff Hardy.
Post your own, I got more!
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Post by velvet on Jun 25, 2007 11:49:08 GMT -5
*shoots Adrenaline in the head* There. People you can now return to your everyday lives of kicking each other's ass without fear of him turning up out of nowhere. *walks away pleased with the work she's done even though would have loved to draw out the pain but oh well *
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Post by genesis on Jun 25, 2007 12:42:01 GMT -5
*Afterwards, Genesis walks over and examines Adrenaline's l lifeless body as he spots Velvet. With a look of shock coming over his face. He stands there with his hands at his side and says*
Genesis - (Says Sarcastically) My god ! What have you done Velvet ! I can't believe it, you killed....you killed....ADRENALINE !
*Genesis then starts sobbing and says*
Genesis - (Fake Cries) I....Just can't believe you did THAT ! Its...its...the end of an era ! The world will never EVER be the same again ! XWA cannot live on without him ! D....D....Don't you know what you have DONE !?
*Starts crying hysterically*
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Post by Shawn Hollywood on Jun 25, 2007 13:02:37 GMT -5
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Post by k3vinkill3r on Jun 25, 2007 13:32:27 GMT -5
After seeing Genesis cry his eyes out, Kevin goes and looks at Adrenaline's lifeless body and says: Cool dead body!! Proceedes to poke Adrenaline's body with a stick.
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Post by jussi on Jun 25, 2007 14:09:30 GMT -5
hmmmmm i can do a good deed today now
*Drags lifeless body away from Kill3r and skins it, giving the rotting flesh to some homeless person for a cover and giving the organs to another homless family for a meal*
see i brought a smile to their faces ;D
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Post by Shawn Hollywood on Jun 25, 2007 14:19:02 GMT -5
;D There's nothing like community service! Good job Jussi! *Thumbs up.*
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Post by adrenaline on Jun 25, 2007 15:40:05 GMT -5
*goes Undertaker and reassembles himself...replaces the organs eaten with steak and the skin with a true blanket, then comes back to haunt you all* ;D
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Post by velvet on Jun 25, 2007 15:43:30 GMT -5
*pulls out holy water and dresses like a nun*
Go back to hell where you belong you foul demon*
*holy water doesn't work so tosses him in a meat grinder*
Here ya go. Hamburgers for everyone. There done my good deed for the next 10 years. ;D
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Post by adrenaline on Jun 25, 2007 15:50:36 GMT -5
One hamburger speaks. "Shit." It then reassembles, so my head is sitting there, finding it's body.
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Post by massacre on Jun 25, 2007 15:55:09 GMT -5
`Unleashes a powerful chi blast, eliminating every possible cell from Adernaline's being.`
Carry on.
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Post by adrenaline on Jun 26, 2007 18:47:19 GMT -5
Somehow I don't think I can cme back from that.
*lays there*
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Post by Trouble* on Jun 26, 2007 18:53:13 GMT -5
yaay i lik spam1!
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Post by adrenaline on Jun 26, 2007 18:58:04 GMT -5
YA U MEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111one!1!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELeven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Post by Trouble* on Jun 26, 2007 19:08:13 GMT -5
You killed the joke. Thanks, pal.
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